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The woosification of America continues ...
Males? They mean Meterosexuals. Not the same thing.
Great, now there will be TWO gauntlets to run when entering Macy’s.
As far as I can tell, only a small percentage of the “transgenders” are actually having surgery performed on themselves. Bruce Jenner, for example, still has all his bits and pieces. He just dresses like a girl. He’s a transvestite.
Make-up for men? More transvestites. Very strange cultural shift. They’ve made manliness uncool and now a lot of men want to pretend to be women.
Their make-up will come off easily in street combat. And they’ll run like their mascara.
Real men don’t eat quiche...
Oh, nevermind.
Yep, those will do well in Britistan.
“”it is no longer a taboo for the “selfie generation””
It would be news when ANYTHING is taboo for the “selfie generation.”
I’m pretty certain dem districts will be targeted for the man cosmetic desk.
[Verse 1]
When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnic
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up, oh, but no matter what
I'm still a guy
[Verse 2]
When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk, naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Well, love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your
purse at the mall
But remember, I'm still a guy
[Chorus]
I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
[Verse 3]
I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, now, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy
[Chorus]
And I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
[Verse 4]
These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox
Yeah, with all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
But I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah, honey, I'm still a guy
Oh, my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh, thank God I'm still a guy
Actually this isn’t so bad. Why do women have to do it but men not? Men never have to try to look good, right?
Besides, it’s quite common historically. As are most things we call “effeminate” in this contemporary cullture.
Gaylords like Anderson Pooper and Shemp Smith can’t wait for their makeovers.
Right... like the male skincare items which keep ending up in the discount store only to be bought by bargain shopping women.
You’ll never see me at one. Pathetic
I see this sort of announcement from time to time. It never happens. So far not enough men buy makeup. Except for trannies, who I do see foccasionally, I’ve never seen a man wear makeup in public.
Could. Probably won’t. There’s just not that much market.
This reminds me of an SNL “Mabeline for Men” parody commercial from a few years back.
Bozo the Clown?