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A New Title For Hillary Rodham Clinton
Strac6

Posted on 08/02/2017 8:52:46 PM PDT by Strac6

Hillary has a new title.

For years, she has basked in being addressed as "The Honorable This" or "The Honorable That."

First it was the wife of the Attorney General of Arkansas, (well, someone has to be), married to some dweeb named Bill. Then it was First Lady of Arkansas, then First Lady of the United States, (although anyone who watched the Clintons knew she was not his first lady, nor on any given day his latest!)

Then the titles were Senator, then Democratic Nominee-Presumptive, Then Madame Secretary, then Madam President-Presumptive.... but now, horror or horrors, NO TITLE.

So, obviously, a bunch of us old retired DC types sitting around after a good 18 holes, decided she needed a new title.

We have a new title for her:

"WINO"

No, it does not refer to her drinking habits. It refers to the well-known fact that she and Bill have not done the Horizontal Mambo (also knows as "The Dance With No Steps") in years, if not decades. Despite all the PR BS about Hillary being so upset about Monica, she has known for years that Bill has his women.... as she has hers....

They kept each other's secrets, sort of. It is no secret that she and Huma are..... shall we say.... close.

So, with Bill as nothing more than her beard, the new title is: >p>

Hillary Clinton, WINO, "Wife In Name Only!"

Savor it!


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And it only took us 2 rounds of Black Label to come up with it!
1 posted on 08/02/2017 8:52:46 PM PDT by Strac6
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To: Strac6

Nicely done.


2 posted on 08/02/2017 8:55:34 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: Strac6

I’ve got a list that is over 100 items long of names I’ve seen her called.

Some favorites:
The PIAPS (This is the oldest to my knowledge)
Satan’s Prom Queen
The Hillab*tch Clintdog
Granny Pickles
National Ex-Wife
National Scold


3 posted on 08/02/2017 8:57:02 PM PDT by Fai Mao (I still want to see The PIAPS in prison)
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To: Strac6

“Crooked Hillary” still works.


4 posted on 08/02/2017 8:57:18 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Thank you, Sir!


5 posted on 08/02/2017 8:57:53 PM PDT by Strac6 ("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
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To: BenLurkin

Yeah, but we decided she needed something more “stylish”

:)


6 posted on 08/02/2017 9:00:23 PM PDT by Strac6 ("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
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To: Fai Mao

I always like “Hildabeast”


7 posted on 08/02/2017 9:01:04 PM PDT by Strac6 ("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
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To: Strac6

Its a good title but I confess I was hoping for Inmate.


8 posted on 08/02/2017 9:03:29 PM PDT by JayGalt (Let Trump Be Trump)
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To: JayGalt

Give it time, Son, Give it time!


9 posted on 08/02/2017 9:05:06 PM PDT by Strac6 ("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
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To: JayGalt

Prisoner Number _________
Works for me.


10 posted on 08/02/2017 9:06:06 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt (Sehnsucht)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

You can’t teach an old female dog new tricks


11 posted on 08/02/2017 9:07:50 PM PDT by Patrick Henry Dichotomy
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To: Strac6

My absolute fav is KILLary. So true.


12 posted on 08/02/2017 9:08:45 PM PDT by upchuck (Turn signals and brake lights... instant messaging before there was instant messaging.)
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To: All

POTUS 44.9


13 posted on 08/02/2017 9:09:29 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (The president is a good man -- that's why they are out to get him -- where have we seen this before?)
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To: Patrick Henry Dichotomy
Welcome to Free Republic, I hope.


Click The Pic

14 posted on 08/02/2017 9:12:43 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: Strac6

From the caption I thought you might be heading to “Cellblock Captain”. :)


15 posted on 08/02/2017 9:13:03 PM PDT by FrankR
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To: Fai Mao

PIAPS and Cankles are my favorites.


16 posted on 08/02/2017 9:19:54 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Washington DC - Swampland of money and unindicted crooks ))))
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To: Fai Mao

Does it include harlot?


17 posted on 08/02/2017 9:19:54 PM PDT by Fungi (Mucor roxii is not a rock band.)
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To: Strac6

Felonia von Pantsuit


18 posted on 08/02/2017 9:20:49 PM PDT by Jim Noble (Single payer is coming. Which kind do you like?)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

Prisoner Number _________

>>><<<

Winner!

I always use “Hitlery”.


19 posted on 08/02/2017 9:28:28 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: Strac6

Yeah; boozer would fit her more precisely when it comes to her party habits.


20 posted on 08/02/2017 9:30:21 PM PDT by Boomer (I'm offended by political correctness.)
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