Posted on 08/02/2017 4:55:35 PM PDT by PAR35
The sprawling project will cover 34,000 square kilometers (13,100 square miles) across a lagoon of 50 "untouched natural islands." It will include resorts, hotels and other residential units that will allow travelers easy access to scuba diving and rock climbing.
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And then the muṭawwi (Saudi morality police) show up and the fun really begins. For them.
OOh, boy... I can hardly WAIT!!!!
The sun... the sand... the threat of being completely disarmed, and kidnapped and beheaded by inbred psychopaths Jihadi musloid assh*les...
Yessiree, sounds like a GRAND old time... Get me on that plane pronto.
Not.
Do I get to wear a bikini?
Thought not.
Free Burkinis!
Sad part is there are Libtards and Socialisttards that will go there to be diverse. Idiot liberals.
That beer tastes like camel piss!
Wait a minute
It IS camel piss!
You can really lose your mind on the beaches of Saudi Arabia, if not your entire head....
Hey, idiots want to visit North Korea, get lost on the Irani boarder.
The Saudi’s know we are stupid.
The jokes write themselves... At one time France thought they were going to be Europes vacation spot with Euro Disney ,, trouble is that Euro Disney is full of French Employees who act French.. big surprise.. it has never turned a profit. I suspect that people wanting a nice beach vacation will not want to be awakened by the 5am call to prayer or find the Friday night beheadings too amusing. The only fun thing to do would be window shopping in the malls with indoor snow skiing .. you can watch the sheiks and wannabe sheiks beat their female servants while having an Auntie Annie’s pretzel.
I would rather slam my dick inna car door.
That’s not SAD!!! That’s BRILLIANT! We should ENCOURAGE them!!!
Upside: Less ‘tards we need to worry about here.
Downside:.... umm.. errr... hang on... lemmethinkboutdis.... it’s right there on... no, wait...
Ain’t seeing one...
Don’t feel bad; neither can the transgenders.
I hear that NF! I’m better off, life expectancy wise, up here with my Bear Pals roamin’ around than I’d be on any scum muzzloid head chopper’s beach.....not that the big furry guys couldn’t lop my old dome off if they wanted to!
It is still guaranteed to get you stoned.
While buried in the sand.
DAWG BROTHER!!! How do, buddy?
“...not that the big furry guys couldn’t lop my old dome off...”
At least here, on your own ground, you can shoot the beasts with a trusty 12g (slug and buck, slug and buck).
Over there, you’re at the mercy (or lack thereof) of the beasts.
And bears are WAY more civilized. They only kill if they’re threatened or really really hungry.
The others... well, they’re just psychopaths that don’t play well with others... or anybody... or anything... or the rest of humanity, for that matter.
Well look at the bright side
It’s another way to reduce their numbers
Beach Burka Bingo!
I could design a whole ad campaign around that. Picture Cheech and Chong to sit in lawn chairs in the sand with large smokes.
Slogan under it: “Get stoned on the sand in Saudi”
I had a Hot Burka once... gave me indigestion for a week. Hurt worse coming out than going in (don’t light a match). Some street vendor named “Moe Ham Head” was selling them, over on 5th and Venango...
Don’t eat them... EVER...
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