It’s a cockpit, not an outhouse!
Never mix chili, Indian food and hard-boiled eggs.
Airborne fart emergecies seem to be a thing of late. Wonder what’s behind it, an increase in vegans? They’re some fartin’ fools, vegans.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So eat your beans with every meal!
Queen Maxine breaking wind?
Ping
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
My wife, and I left Long Beach in 1987 after a lifetime to that point in that city.
The stink was probably associated with Long Beach politics somehow. It was that bad there.
Long Beach today is like what’s left of a mackerel after the sharks feast. Just a skeleton of what it had been in the 1950’s. Downtown has been built, and rebuilt by ever developer/realtor that ends up in City Council over the many years. Long Beach is where I learned what BS was.
Whoooooo.....BABY!! Talk about some serious Hangtime!
It doesn’t say if they landed with the Cockpit windows open?
Something similar to this happened to me, Ben, the last time I braved Walmart—a long time ago in a galaxy far away.
I turned my cart into into sporting goods/camping to look for some stuff for my `End of the World As We Know It’ bags.
Some fat b*****d in an electric cart was just leaving, and he had crop-dusted the entire aisle!
I suspected something as I straightened out the cart, but it was eye-watering pungent by the middle of the aisle.
So it was something like the swimmer who got halfway across the English channel then cramped; or like the difference between ham and eggs: I was committed. I dread going back to Walfart tomorrow for something essential.
On a flight from Nadi, Fiji to LAX 15 months ago, I sat next to an Indian couple that smelled worse than any humans I had ever smelled before. It was over 11 hours of revulsion. I used a hoodie like a gas mask for much of the flight.
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So, according to the lead sentence, five passengers were somehow transported to the hospital before the plane landed?