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1 posted on 07/26/2017 4:34:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Was the squirrel’s name Shep?


2 posted on 07/26/2017 4:36:06 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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He went all the way from New York to California.

Must be one of those Mach 5 squirrels.

Tricky little rascals.


4 posted on 07/26/2017 4:38:45 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Well, he came in contact with a power line.

Did the little fella make it?


5 posted on 07/26/2017 4:40:05 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Sure, blame it all on the squirrel.


7 posted on 07/26/2017 4:42:24 PM PDT by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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Sure, blame it all on the squirrel.


8 posted on 07/26/2017 4:42:46 PM PDT by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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9 posted on 07/26/2017 4:42:53 PM PDT by Boogieman
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EMPs and kamikazee squirrels.

Well old biscuit eater there in North Korea can bluster all he wants.

NEWSFLASH!!!!!

We got crazed, electric-wire-biting squirrels ready to rain down on you like a Florida cloudburst!


11 posted on 07/26/2017 4:46:20 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“Squirrel was responsible”

There’s an excuse we all can use.

“What are you doing with this pair of women’s underwear in your car!”

“Squirrel was responsible.”


16 posted on 07/26/2017 4:59:29 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Where’s the picture of the Post Crispy Critter?


18 posted on 07/26/2017 5:03:50 PM PDT by aimhigh (1 John 3:23)
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Tree rats.

21 posted on 07/26/2017 5:19:24 PM PDT by kitchen (If you are a violin bow maker or restorer please ping me.)
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"Don't blame squirrel. Moose made heem do it."

It's all Russian collusion. Muëller needs to expand his investigation witch hunt to include the suspicious death of squirrel.

</sarc>

23 posted on 07/26/2017 5:26:06 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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Rats with fancy tails.


24 posted on 07/26/2017 5:26:16 PM PDT by Sasparilla ( I'm Not Tired of Winning.)
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Another routine outage, the other day.


25 posted on 07/26/2017 5:32:29 PM PDT by Daffynition (The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder” - The LSN didn’t make Trump, so they can’t break h)
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Dust to dust, and ashes to ashes.


26 posted on 07/26/2017 6:08:38 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: All

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrical_disruptions_caused_by_squirrels


27 posted on 07/26/2017 6:39:14 PM PDT by Paal Gulli
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Squirrels. Moving up the food chain.


29 posted on 07/26/2017 9:36:24 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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Had a couple outages because a squirrel had built a nest on a power pole that feeds our house. Fried a couple of them before the nest was removed.


30 posted on 07/27/2017 3:08:41 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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