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Posted on 07/11/2017 4:33:30 PM PDT by Vaquero
A MALE FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up. The End. **********
And then he got old...
Then he died earlier than necessary because of his irresponsible and unhealthy lifestyle. And he answered to God for a life of covetousness and whoremongering. Then he went to hell. The end.
Reminds me of the guys in the Thin Lizzy song, who sounded like complete, unrepentant a-holes.
Troublemaker.
;-)
Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.
well.....any funny humor does usually contain at least an element of truth.....smile smile smile smile smile
It’s a FAIRY TALE. They’re not real. GET IT?
Click the Graphic Have Some Popcorn
Watch The Fun
This should be an interesting thread. LOL
That is what money is for. . .with a lot of money the guy can be 80 and still attract shallow women for shallow purposes.
We GOT IT! But there’s an object lesson there...
“Fairy” is a slang term for effeminate male homosexual. Hmm.
“And then he got old...”
And???? Oh wait, the dreaded “you’ll die alone” thing. Got news for you, half of all married people “die alone”. Usually chicks when the man dies earlier. An argument can be made that everyone dies alone anyway. It ain’t a team sport.
And it appears you have never spoken to anyone about older guys in senior centers. It’s like 20 to 1. Those geezers are fighting off waves of old women like a machine gunner in the Pusan Perimeter.
“And then he got old...”
And???? Oh wait, the dreaded “you’ll die alone” thing. Got news for you, half of all married people “die alone”. Usually chicks when the man dies earlier. An argument can be made that everyone dies alone anyway. It ain’t a team sport.
And it appears you have never spoken to anyone about older guys in senior centers. It’s like 20 to 1. Those geezers are fighting off waves of old women like a machine gunner in the Pusan Perimeter.
Plato, step aside.
You don’t go to hell for any of that stuff. Those might be sins. That’s why Jesus came.
You go to hell for not accepting Jesus died for your sins.
Swing and a miss.
This thread useless without fantasy pics.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I could have gone my entire life, and I am not sure I would have ever been able to conjure up that visual on my own!!!!!!!
Sitting here grinning as I type...good one!
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