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A Male Fairy Tale.
7-11-17 | Unknown

Posted on 07/11/2017 4:33:30 PM PDT by Vaquero

A MALE FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up. The End. **********


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1 posted on 07/11/2017 4:33:30 PM PDT by Vaquero
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To: Vaquero

And then he got old...


2 posted on 07/11/2017 4:40:05 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Vaquero

Then he died earlier than necessary because of his irresponsible and unhealthy lifestyle. And he answered to God for a life of covetousness and whoremongering. Then he went to hell. The end.


3 posted on 07/11/2017 4:42:13 PM PDT by unlearner (You will never come to know that which you do not know until you first know that you do not know it.)
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To: Vaquero

Reminds me of the guys in the Thin Lizzy song, who sounded like complete, unrepentant a-holes.


4 posted on 07/11/2017 4:43:40 PM PDT by Malcolm Reynolds
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To: Vaquero

Troublemaker.

;-)


5 posted on 07/11/2017 4:43:58 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
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To: Vaquero

Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.


6 posted on 07/11/2017 4:46:50 PM PDT by beef (Who Killed Kennewick Man?)
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To: Vaquero

well.....any funny humor does usually contain at least an element of truth.....smile smile smile smile smile


7 posted on 07/11/2017 4:47:59 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
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It’s a FAIRY TALE. They’re not real. GET IT?


8 posted on 07/11/2017 4:48:36 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Sure. You couldn't have posted this before I got married.
9 posted on 07/11/2017 4:50:31 PM PDT by null and void (This is how socialists work: Erase the past, Bankrupt the present, Steal from the future.)
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To: Vaquero
Click the Graphic
Have Some Popcorn
Watch The Fun

This should be an interesting thread. LOL

10 posted on 07/11/2017 4:50:35 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Jamestown1630

That is what money is for. . .with a lot of money the guy can be 80 and still attract shallow women for shallow purposes.


11 posted on 07/11/2017 4:50:47 PM PDT by Hulka
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We GOT IT! But there’s an object lesson there...


12 posted on 07/11/2017 4:50:53 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Vaquero

“Fairy” is a slang term for effeminate male homosexual. Hmm.


13 posted on 07/11/2017 4:52:06 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: pax_et_bonum
Japanese Men Becoming Herbivores (MGTOW)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbivore_men#Potential_causes
14 posted on 07/11/2017 4:52:42 PM PDT by IWontSubmit (2)
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To: Jamestown1630

“And then he got old...”

And???? Oh wait, the dreaded “you’ll die alone” thing. Got news for you, half of all married people “die alone”. Usually chicks when the man dies earlier. An argument can be made that everyone dies alone anyway. It ain’t a team sport.

And it appears you have never spoken to anyone about older guys in senior centers. It’s like 20 to 1. Those geezers are fighting off waves of old women like a machine gunner in the Pusan Perimeter.


15 posted on 07/11/2017 4:53:07 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up.)
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To: Jamestown1630

“And then he got old...”

And???? Oh wait, the dreaded “you’ll die alone” thing. Got news for you, half of all married people “die alone”. Usually chicks when the man dies earlier. An argument can be made that everyone dies alone anyway. It ain’t a team sport.

And it appears you have never spoken to anyone about older guys in senior centers. It’s like 20 to 1. Those geezers are fighting off waves of old women like a machine gunner in the Pusan Perimeter.


16 posted on 07/11/2017 4:54:07 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up.)
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To: Vaquero

Plato, step aside.


17 posted on 07/11/2017 4:56:13 PM PDT by Jacquerie (ArticleVBlog.com)
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To: unlearner

You don’t go to hell for any of that stuff. Those might be sins. That’s why Jesus came.
You go to hell for not accepting Jesus died for your sins.

Swing and a miss.


18 posted on 07/11/2017 4:57:41 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up.)
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To: Vaquero

This thread useless without fantasy pics.


19 posted on 07/11/2017 4:58:48 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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"...Those geezers are fighting off waves of old women like a machine gunner in the Pusan Perimeter..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I could have gone my entire life, and I am not sure I would have ever been able to conjure up that visual on my own!!!!!!!

Sitting here grinning as I type...good one!

20 posted on 07/11/2017 5:00:06 PM PDT by rlmorel (Donald Trump: Making Liberal Heads Explode 140 Characters At A Time.)
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