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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
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| Alex Lindor
Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard
Based on the size of the wrench, I don't think his last name was Hung
Was he trying to loosen a nut or is he just Hard Up???
Have at it FreeRepublic
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bellcurve; napl
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
OK, everyone else stop posting. You can't beat this one!
Well done, well done indeed!
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:02:54 AM PDT
by
11Bush
To: irish guard
So that’s what busting a nut means.
Why did it take so long to remove? Some Chinese tools shatter to bits if you drop them.
To: JoeProBono
Lucky he was not using one of my dad’s old craftsman tools. Garunteed to never break.
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:03:59 AM PDT
by
MPJackal
("From my cold dead hands.")
To: This_Dude
"This is gonna be an awesome thread"
Oh, boy, this is great!
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:04:38 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Ex Scientia Tridens)
To: irish guard
Stuck wrench? Craftsmen tools just ain’t what they used to be (since they started making them in ... china )
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:05:34 AM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Other than a guy texting, these are a humorless lot, nobody in any of those pictures is laughing. I’d have a hard time keeping a straight face
To: JoeProBono
14mm!?!
That must be one dinky chinky winky.
I couldn’t get in there in the middle of an antarctic winter solstice! I tried putting my pinky through a 14mm box and it only goes up to the second joint and no further.
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:06:01 AM PDT
by
fruser1
To: irish guard
The guy is 37 and they called his parents.
How would you like to get that phone call about your pride and joy?
“No. No. That can’t be our son. Our son has sex with donuts.”
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:07:41 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: irish guard
"Oh snap!"
To: treetopsandroofs
Man gets penis stuck in wrench for 17 hours, dentists delicately drill it off.Ah so! Must have wanted to spark up his love life with one of these.
Spark Prug wrench
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:12:15 AM PDT
by
Covenantor
(Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
To: 11Bush
51
posted on
07/06/2017 8:12:19 AM PDT
by
matchgirl
(Can you hear the people sing!)
To: 11Bush
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:12:20 AM PDT
by
matchgirl
(Can you hear the people sing!)
To: irish guard
"Oooh...brother, I feel your pain."
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:12:27 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are...)
To: irish guard
Why do these stories all come from China?
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:12:30 AM PDT
by
yetidog
To: irish guard
Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:12:41 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: 11Bush
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:14:53 AM PDT
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(I enjoy vodka, caviar, and salads with Russian dressing. Investigate me.)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
To: irish guard
Was it a spud wrench
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:16:41 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: irish guard
Dr. Ho: Nurse, we don't have a code for penis stuck in wrench. Quick, call the Obamacare experts in the US. They have a code for flaming water ski injuries; they must have one for penis stuck in wrench.
To: irish guard
This is what happens after years of one child only in China. Everyone wanted a boy, so now there is a shortage of women and men have to fend for themselves!
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:19:10 AM PDT
by
Polyxene
(Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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