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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
Shanghaiist.com ^ | Alex Lindor

Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard

Based on the size of the wrench, I don't think his last name was Hung

Was he trying to loosen a nut or is he just Hard Up???

Have at it FreeRepublic


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bellcurve; napl
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
OK, everyone else stop posting. You can't beat this one!

Well done, well done indeed!

41 posted on 07/06/2017 8:02:54 AM PDT by 11Bush
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To: irish guard

So that’s what busting a nut means.

Why did it take so long to remove? Some Chinese tools shatter to bits if you drop them.


42 posted on 07/06/2017 8:03:10 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: JoeProBono

Lucky he was not using one of my dad’s old craftsman tools. Garunteed to never break.


43 posted on 07/06/2017 8:03:59 AM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: This_Dude
"This is gonna be an awesome thread"

Oh, boy, this is great!


44 posted on 07/06/2017 8:04:38 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Ex Scientia Tridens)
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To: irish guard

Stuck wrench? Craftsmen tools just ain’t what they used to be (since they started making them in ... china )


45 posted on 07/06/2017 8:05:34 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Other than a guy texting, these are a humorless lot, nobody in any of those pictures is laughing. I’d have a hard time keeping a straight face


46 posted on 07/06/2017 8:05:49 AM PDT by irish guard
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To: JoeProBono

14mm!?!

That must be one dinky chinky winky.

I couldn’t get in there in the middle of an antarctic winter solstice! I tried putting my pinky through a 14mm box and it only goes up to the second joint and no further.


47 posted on 07/06/2017 8:06:01 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: irish guard

The guy is 37 and they called his parents.

How would you like to get that phone call about your pride and joy?

“No. No. That can’t be our son. Our son has sex with donuts.”


48 posted on 07/06/2017 8:07:41 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: irish guard
"Oh snap!"


49 posted on 07/06/2017 8:08:49 AM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: treetopsandroofs
Man gets penis stuck in wrench for 17 hours, dentists delicately drill it off.

Ah so! Must have wanted to spark up his love life with one of these.

Spark Prug wrench

50 posted on 07/06/2017 8:12:15 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: 11Bush

AGREED!!!


51 posted on 07/06/2017 8:12:19 AM PDT by matchgirl (Can you hear the people sing!)
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To: 11Bush

AGREED!!!


52 posted on 07/06/2017 8:12:20 AM PDT by matchgirl (Can you hear the people sing!)
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To: irish guard
"Oooh...brother, I feel your pain."


53 posted on 07/06/2017 8:12:27 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Battleships confide in me and tell me where you are...)
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To: irish guard

Why do these stories all come from China?


54 posted on 07/06/2017 8:12:30 AM PDT by yetidog
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To: irish guard
Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
55 posted on 07/06/2017 8:12:41 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: 11Bush

Thanks.


56 posted on 07/06/2017 8:14:53 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (I enjoy vodka, caviar, and salads with Russian dressing. Investigate me.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

A wrenching situation.


57 posted on 07/06/2017 8:15:24 AM PDT by Ambrose5459
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To: irish guard
Was it a spud wrench
58 posted on 07/06/2017 8:16:41 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: irish guard
Dr. Ho: Nurse, we don't have a code for penis stuck in wrench. Quick, call the Obamacare experts in the US. They have a code for flaming water ski injuries; they must have one for penis stuck in wrench.
59 posted on 07/06/2017 8:18:56 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: irish guard

This is what happens after years of one child only in China. Everyone wanted a boy, so now there is a shortage of women and men have to fend for themselves!


60 posted on 07/06/2017 8:19:10 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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