Posted on 06/30/2017 7:10:45 PM PDT by Strac6
A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the penis while he was sitting in the driver’s seat of his Nissan Altima.
Shaneika Roberts, 25, told Jacksonville, FL, police that Cedrick Jelks, 38, ran into their home in a total panic and ran straight to the bathroom. She followed him and saw that he was shot in the penis.
She took him to the hospital, where he had surgery, police said.
He told Roberts that he sat on the gun and it went off. Police arrived at the hospital a little after 3 in the morning because of the gunshot wound, according to WJXT.
Jelks had a 2004 cocaine arrest, the police said. Because he is a convicted felon, he could face weapons charges for possessing a firearm
He must have needed to put a little lead in his pencil.
“The Amish never were....”
Don’t be shy. Say what you really mean.
Apparently this happens a lot. On heyjackass.com they have a special graphic called “Shot-in-the-Junk-O-Meter”
29 year to date! Owie!
“Amish”
Don’t be coy. Go on the record with your opinion for the whole world to see what kind of person you are.
Pandas everywhere are laughing their asses off.
This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, one was for fun.
Actually, it’s more of a “shot one” story.
It’s the holding pistols in a horizontal plane in all the movies that always impressed me.
I’m sorry, mainly for them, but they have now thrown away 3 generations.
First tour in RVN, 66-67 Black soldiers worked very hard to prove they were “as good as anybody,” and they were!
2d tour in RVN, 69-71, after Dr. King killed, let me simply say, it was completely different.
Sorry if some think that comment is racist, but it is also fact.
You win FR tonight!
I love it when stupid hurts!
Say what you mean then, if you aren’t ashamed.
And if you are ashamed, then maybe you shouldn’t be saying it.
It won’t be long now.
You know... this is actually hilarious...
He just Darwin Awarded himself... no reproducing for THAT evolutionary genius...
Shanieka better find herself a new Babydaddy...
I’m sorry if my comment offends you. It is not meant to offend. Reality can never offend, except those blind to that reality. The current situation is simply all too often an all too real reality.
Black leaders have gone from Dr. King’s incredibly needed campaign to remove racial barriers, to the current situation wherein they are calling for what is effectively the re-segregation of schools and dormitories, privileges given to one group over another based on race, the right of criminals to expect members of a your race to acquit another member of that race in a criminal trial because of their race, increasing illiteracy rates, 70+% illegitimacy rates, drug dealing, theft and burglary accepted as professions, and so much more.
That is a tragedy for all of us, especially Black Americans.... and it is reality.
Another approach to “transgender” transition....
I’m here for the comments.
Entertaining so far!!
Cleaning up the gene pool the hard way.
Well, Jane Long.... it won’t be “long” now.
Darwin Award, Honorable Mention
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