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Muggers wielding pepper spray steal man’s laxatives in SF
www.sfgate.com ^
| Updated 12:23 pm, Friday, June 30, 2017
| By Filipa Ioannou
Posted on 06/30/2017 1:54:20 PM PDT by Red Badger
A pair of women attacked a 64-year-old man with pepper spray Thursday night near the Powell Street BART Station in San Francisco and stole a bag — which contained the victim’s laxatives, police said.
The irregular incident occurred about 9 a.m. when the man got into an argument with the two women, one of whom is estimated to be in her 20s, the other in her 60s, on Sixth Street between Market and Mission streets, according to the San Francisco Police Department.
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TOPICS: Society; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; freepun; mugging
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To: Red Badger
The women were last seen scooting down Hershey Highway!
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:13:22 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Investigate the Awan brothers and Wasserman Schultz)
To: Red Badger
Aren’t humor threads fun? You Red Devil;)
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:14:22 PM PDT
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: Red Badger
Sometimes he’s nutty
Sometimes he’s corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:14:57 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Red Badger
New stanza for Screamin’ Jay Hawkins’ Constipation Blues?
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:15:04 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
( Mr. Comey, did you engage in or know of ANY OTHER leaks?)
To: Responsibility2nd
Poor guy. He went home and told his wife; “These two women stole my laxatives”
She goes; “No Shit?”
“Exactly!”
To: Red Badger
“The irregular incident”, LOL.
To: Red Badger
“Police couldn’t decide whether to believe him or if he was full of sh!t..............”
I believe that in this case the man being full of sh*t would be ironic evidence that he was telling the truth!
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:24:15 PM PDT
by
MeganC
(Democrat by birth, Republican by default, conservative by principle.)
To: Red Badger
I hope they thought it was fine expensive chocolates and ate them up.
To: Red Badger
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:26:05 PM PDT
by
FroggyTheGremlim
(Hillary Clinton: the official candidate of the National Sleep Foundation)
To: TigersEye
Just follow the skid marks!...........................
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:27:07 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Unless you eat The Bread of Life, you are toast!.......................)
To: eCSMaster
Exactly!.......................
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:27:52 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Unless you eat The Bread of Life, you are toast!.......................)
To: Red Badger
Well, she’s s*** out of luck, I guess.
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:31:28 PM PDT
by
NohSpinZone
(First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
To: Red Badger
Typical SF leftists - full of s**t.
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:31:37 PM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:33:21 PM PDT
by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:34:37 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(We are getting close to the last "box")
To: Red Badger
The article says this happened Thursday night at 9 AM?
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:36:19 PM PDT
by
Reno89519
(Drain the Swamp is not party specific. Lyn' Ted is still a liar, Good riddance to him.)
To: Red Badger
I thought they were issued moving violations
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:36:20 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(We are getting close to the last "box")
To: Red Badger
The funny part of the story is when they double dose the laxatives expecting a high.
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:37:13 PM PDT
by
dhs12345
To: Red Badger
The San Francisco street muggers maybe Needed those laxatives to keep the City/Shitty’s streets coated in sh@@. That’s their job in San Fransicko
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:40:33 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
To: Red Badger
They probably thought they were getting some good drugs. I hope they take all of them at once and crap themselves with every step.
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posted on
06/30/2017 2:43:19 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
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