Disneyland Takes Wives Off Auction Block For ‘Pirates’ Ride

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[BenLurkin]

Disneyland’s “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride is losing a scene where a bound and tearful woman is on the auction block for pirates to buy as a wife.

A banner that now says “Auction, take a wench for a bride” currently hangs over a scene showing women tied by ropes around their waists as a pot-bellied pirate grins at the audience.

When the ride reopens, the banner will say “Auction, Surrender yer loot,” and the red-haired woman at the center of the scene will be a pirate herself. A drawing of released by Disneyland shows men and women carrying food and valuables to surrender.

[BenLurkin]

Is Disney Islamophoic? Removing the scene of women being auctioned off sure smacks of Islamopohbia.

[gov_bean_ counter]

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

[colorado tanker]

Sheesh. That’s one of the funniest scenes in the ride. PC runamock again.

[Interesting Times]

Disney should make its pirates offer financial aid and grief counseling to the victims of their depredations.

[teeman8r]

oh, and they are all gay.

[ChiefJayStrongbow]

Next will be Butt Pirates of the Carribean

[Red Badger]

[Two Kids' Dad]

“Shift yer cargo, dearie. Show ‘em yer larboard side.”

[Moonman62]

When the ride reopens, the banner will say “Auction, Surrender yer loot,” and the red-haired woman at the center of the scene will be a pirate herself.

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Does that make sense to anybody?

[Red Badger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TunwAqnZm4g

[jimfree]

It was a great 50 years.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

How about “Arrrgh! Whar’s me cabin boy? Heave to, laddie, and prepare to be boarded!”

[BenLurkin]

They’re too lazy to build new animatronic figures. Or maybe lost the know-how.

[jjotto]

Pirate Sam: Permit me, I’ll explain in two words; we propose to marry your daughters.

Maj.-Gen: Dear me !

Girls: Against our wills, papa — against our wills !

[BenLurkin]

“Go, and every Cornish daughter, with her tears your graves will water.”

[Yo-Yo]

Video of the ride, cued up to the offending display:

https://youtu.be/N22D8BpCrE8?t=586

[Fido969]

[BenLurkin]

Yup. Very Muslim

Dis net is being Isalamphobic.

[BenLurkin]

[Jim W N]

Well, may not be a bad idea. I mean, when goofy things done by goofy people are far away and don’t make any sense they’re funny and comical. But Sharia law is bringing all this close to home now and auctioning captured non-Muslims is a reality in Islam and Sharia law which must be outlawed everywhere in the U.S. as unconstitutional.