I recommend a tactical nuke under the Capitol Dome.
Oh, the puns write themselves!
My solution? Trail wads of cash everywhere you go in DC. When you have enough following, throw it in the Anacostia River.
TC
LOL. I came to this thread for the comments. LOL
Well we have slowly been voting them out of office.
You know why they haven’t done anything about this problem? PROFESSIONAL COURTESY.
Until I saw the picture,I wasn’t sure which type of rodent it was talking about. The one pictured is probably the least dangerous type there is.
This is nothing more than a clarion call for more money to be given to the city, which will immediately be pissed away on endeavors unrelated to the issue it was intended for.
The two legged DC Rats cause a whole lot more damage than their smaller 4 legged cousins.
Offer 5 bucks for each dead rat. A trial run for CWII.
Birds of a feather...
Have they considered feral kitties?
I thought that the Venzuelian ‘Rat Party was diminishing in numbers.
Some friends and I were sitting on a bench in Pershing Park which is near the Willard Hotel one night last summer. In just a couple of minutes, we saw probably 50 rats running around the park. I’ve always seen rats at night in DC, but this was like a horror movie.
Advertise for a Pied Piper.
The Libs want you to capture those cute critters alive and release them outside the city.
Rats has been a problem in the DC area for about 20 years.
My daughter and I walked into our garage one day and a black rat ran out after munching on spilled grass seed. My daughter was in kindergarten but yelled out “A black rat! The plague!!”
How in the heck she knew this I’ll never know. But it was a hoot.
The worst rat problem I ever saw was in Japanese food markets. Rats all over the place. Didn’t buy anything.
The ones in Congress are more dangerous
Stop voting for them?
There was a story a few months back that municipalities were having tremendous success killing rats by making dry ice, releasing it into the pipes and closing up the exits. The dry ice would suck all the oxygen out of the area and suffocate the rats to death.
BUT the EPA was trying to stop this because they were unsure of the environmental impact and animal rights groups were opposing this based on animal cruelty.
Chuck Schumer does photograph well.