Posted on 06/19/2017 3:16:58 PM PDT by Del Rapier
A 60-year-old man has died after a drunken fight with a pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers severed. Farmer Miguel Anaya Pablo was rushed to hospital in Tuxtepec, Mexico, after suffering the horrific injuries, but medics were unable to save his life. It is not known why he got into the fight with the animal. The pig, which was in the patio of his home, bit off three of Pablo's fingers and bit his private parts, El Debate reports.
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Operation Petticoat, I think.
LOL
It’s from The House on the Borderland, an old book of weird fiction, published in 1908, that features:
A haunted house of doom that happens to be sitting right on the dotted line between the regular universe and a bizarre dimension populated by strange, inert deities and non-inert monsters; man-Pig horror (the monsters previously mentioned); a random love story inserted half way into the novel involving bubbles; and trips into the cosmos, other dimensions, and the beginning and ending of the material universe seen through a vision—only it’s not a vision, because the dog gets mummified.
That was either a very small pig or a very gentle one. A full grown boar could do something like that by accident and if one had intent we never would have found the farmer.
Looks like a lot of bacon to me! Bit risky to get at though...
The question that should be answered, was the pig sober?
The secret is in the sauce...
¡Aquí! ¡Mantener mi cerveza! *SMIRK*
Bratch! See my Post #68, LOL!
Genitals mutilated? Was it a cockfight?
He should have listened to Cos and used queludes.
Can’t journalists write a headline anymore?
“Patio Porker Pinches Pablo’s Private Parts.”
See, this is what i am talking about for Freep.
I mean, where else can you get the inside dope on deep state and outcome of a fight with a pig. all in one place.
its what keeps me going for the fundraisers....
Who has the Mangled Genitals Ping list?
Date rape gone wrong?
Shoulda’ put more roofies in the slop.
pinging funny.
I don’t know man, seems like maybe this dude was trying a little beastiality and the pig was having none of it, and honestly I don’t blame the pig.
Manbearpig?
Now that Jose has put lipstick on the pig, it’s time for the big date!
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