An 83-year old man said to his doctor, Ive never felt better I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?
The doctor replied, I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.? He raised his umbrella and went bang, bang, bang, and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?
The 90-year old said, Id say somebody else shot the beaver.
The doctor said, My point exactly.
They need to draft an infielder named Tinkers - Tinkers to Cannon to Chance
Ditto that.
But where are Tinker and Evers?
That is one creepy looking dude.