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This Orb Test Will Reveal Whether Or Not You Are Immortal
BuzzFeed ^ | 31 May 2017 8:16am | Matthew Perpetua

Posted on 05/31/2017 2:45:50 PM PDT by blueplum

The orb is all-knowing. Trust in its unimaginable power.

Do you trust the Orb?

Take the test.

(Excerpt) Read more at buzzfeed.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brusselsorb; israeliorb; saudiorb; theorb
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To: blueplum

Why would I click on a link to Buzzfeed? This is to help boost their web traffic, and thus their ad revenues.
The same people who churn out fake news daily.


21 posted on 05/31/2017 3:53:20 PM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (Stay Calm and Carry.)
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To: kaehurowing

Didn’t read the link or take the test. I’m involved in my own orb immortality project. The objective is to live on this orb for as many years as possible before finding out that I may be mortal.

Cheers.


22 posted on 05/31/2017 3:55:14 PM PDT by SouthParkRepublican
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To: blueplum

Who needs an orb when you’ve got The Ring

One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them


23 posted on 05/31/2017 4:11:49 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: blueplum
You got: Immortal
Congratulations, you are an immortal! You will watch everything you know and love crumble and die, but hey, you'll have plenty of time to find new things to know and love.

You betcha I'm immortal. Looking very forward to outliving all Dems and Libs on the planet...except, of course, my misguided son who may yet come around....

24 posted on 05/31/2017 4:19:12 PM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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To: blueplum

Queen Elizabeth II held an orb at her coronation.

25 posted on 05/31/2017 4:20:31 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We will be one people, under one God, saluting one American flag." --Donald Trump)
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To: Reily

More displacement for that orb-ness.


26 posted on 05/31/2017 4:22:07 PM PDT by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: blueplum

You reach for the Orb
Mesmerized, you mutter a call to Cthulhu
The world ends in madness and despair


27 posted on 05/31/2017 4:23:00 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: blueplum

28 posted on 05/31/2017 4:37:58 PM PDT by MrEdd (MrEdd)
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To: blueplum

I thought that we were avoiding Buzzfeed.


29 posted on 05/31/2017 4:44:39 PM PDT by Mercat
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To: blueplum

30 posted on 05/31/2017 4:45:44 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Flinging poo is not a valid argument)
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To: blueplum
You are.... NOT immortal!
31 posted on 05/31/2017 4:47:42 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Flinging poo is not a valid argument)
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To: x; blueplum; relictele

32 posted on 05/31/2017 4:50:02 PM PDT by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
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To: BBell

Prisoner - nice! You win the thread.


33 posted on 05/31/2017 4:52:06 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (In God We Trust, In Trump We Fix America)
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34 posted on 05/31/2017 5:08:16 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: blueplum
How about this "Orb" test ...


35 posted on 05/31/2017 6:13:32 PM PDT by CapnJack
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To: Red Badger

That’s what the one at target said the other day when I asked it if my kids would behave during the shopping trip.
We knew.


36 posted on 05/31/2017 7:28:18 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: HangnJudge

Cold-hearted orb, that rules the night
Remouves the colours froum our sight

Didja know H.P. Lovecraft named his cat ‘Niggerman’?
I’m going to guess the Orb made him do it.
Or the Russians.


37 posted on 05/31/2017 8:40:58 PM PDT by tumblindice ("Fight for your country." Hector)
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To: blueplum

You got: Immortal (But Only If You Acquire A Mystical Amulet)

You are a mortal, but if you find and claim the Amulet of Uzobo, you will become immortal and gain powers beyond your wildest dreams. So yeah, you better find that amulet.


38 posted on 05/31/2017 8:49:45 PM PDT by 2111USMC (Aim Small Miss Small)
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