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This Orb Test Will Reveal Whether Or Not You Are Immortal
BuzzFeed ^
| 31 May 2017 8:16am
| Matthew Perpetua
Posted on 05/31/2017 2:45:50 PM PDT by blueplum
The orb is all-knowing. Trust in its unimaginable power.
Do you trust the Orb?
Take the test.
(Excerpt) Read more at buzzfeed.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brusselsorb; israeliorb; saudiorb; theorb
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To: blueplum
Why would I click on a link to Buzzfeed? This is to help boost their web traffic, and thus their ad revenues.
The same people who churn out fake news daily.
To: kaehurowing
Didn’t read the link or take the test. I’m involved in my own orb immortality project. The objective is to live on this orb for as many years as possible before finding out that I may be mortal.
Cheers.
To: blueplum
Who needs an orb when you’ve got The Ring
One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
To: blueplum
You got: Immortal
Congratulations, you are an immortal! You will watch everything you know and love crumble and die, but hey, you'll have plenty of time to find new things to know and love.You betcha I'm immortal. Looking very forward to outliving all Dems and Libs on the planet...except, of course, my misguided son who may yet come around....
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posted on
05/31/2017 4:19:12 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Political Correctness Offends Me)
To: blueplum

Queen Elizabeth II held an orb at her coronation.
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posted on
05/31/2017 4:20:31 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
("We will be one people, under one God, saluting one American flag." --Donald Trump)
To: Reily
More displacement for that orb-ness.
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posted on
05/31/2017 4:22:07 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
To: blueplum
You reach for the Orb
Mesmerized, you mutter a call to Cthulhu
The world ends in madness and despair
To: blueplum
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posted on
05/31/2017 4:37:58 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(MrEdd)
To: blueplum
I thought that we were avoiding Buzzfeed.
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posted on
05/31/2017 4:44:39 PM PDT
by
Mercat
To: blueplum
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posted on
05/31/2017 4:45:44 PM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Flinging poo is not a valid argument)
To: blueplum
You are....
NOT immortal!
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posted on
05/31/2017 4:47:42 PM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Flinging poo is not a valid argument)
To: x; blueplum; relictele
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posted on
05/31/2017 4:50:02 PM PDT
by
BBell
(calm down and eat your sandwiches)
To: BBell
Prisoner - nice! You win the thread.
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posted on
05/31/2017 4:52:06 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(In God We Trust, In Trump We Fix America)
To: blueplum
To: blueplum
How about this "Orb" test ...
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posted on
05/31/2017 6:13:32 PM PDT
by
CapnJack
To: Red Badger
That’s what the one at target said the other day when I asked it if my kids would behave during the shopping trip.
We knew.
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posted on
05/31/2017 7:28:18 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: HangnJudge
Cold-hearted orb, that rules the night
Remouves the colours froum our sight
Didja know H.P. Lovecraft named his cat ‘Niggerman’?
I’m going to guess the Orb made him do it.
Or the Russians.
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posted on
05/31/2017 8:40:58 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
("Fight for your country." Hector)
To: blueplum
You got: Immortal (But Only If You Acquire A Mystical Amulet)
You are a mortal, but if you find and claim the Amulet of Uzobo, you will become immortal and gain powers beyond your wildest dreams. So yeah, you better find that amulet.
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posted on
05/31/2017 8:49:45 PM PDT
by
2111USMC
(Aim Small Miss Small)
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