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This Orb Test Will Reveal Whether Or Not You Are Immortal
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| 31 May 2017 8:16am
| Matthew Perpetua
Posted on 05/31/2017 2:45:50 PM PDT by blueplum
The orb is all-knowing. Trust in its unimaginable power.
Do you trust the Orb?
Take the test.
(Excerpt) Read more at buzzfeed.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brusselsorb; israeliorb; saudiorb; theorb
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posted on
05/31/2017 2:45:50 PM PDT
by
blueplum
To: blueplum
Didn’t Trump bring this back from Saudi Arabia?
To: blueplum
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posted on
05/31/2017 2:49:44 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(You can't assimilate one whose entire reason for being here is to not assimilate in the first place.)
To: blueplum
You get lost on your way to Facebook?
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posted on
05/31/2017 2:54:18 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: blueplum
To: blueplum
You got: Immortal
Congratulations, you are an immortal! You will watch everything you know and love crumble and die, but hey, you’ll have plenty of time to find new things to know and love
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posted on
05/31/2017 2:55:49 PM PDT
by
HarleyLady27
( "The Force Awakens!!!"...Trump and Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
To: blueplum
I may not be immoral but I am one of the Exempt.
I know the meaning of, “a handshake and a piece of the pie”.
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posted on
05/31/2017 2:59:44 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: blueplum
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posted on
05/31/2017 3:00:30 PM PDT
by
JPG
(Covfefe Rules!)
To: blueplum
Advanced heart disease. I certainly hope I’m not immortal.
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posted on
05/31/2017 3:03:56 PM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: blueplum
10
posted on
05/31/2017 3:06:30 PM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Red Badger
The orb kept Woody going this long.
But it didn't keep him out of trouble.
11
posted on
05/31/2017 3:11:10 PM PDT
by
x
To: blueplum
*Sigh* just a mere mortal; but I do talk to my Alexa a lot.
12
posted on
05/31/2017 3:12:32 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
To: blueplum
PS: Not a bad night light though.
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posted on
05/31/2017 3:12:58 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
To: blueplum
This one is ready in case the answer is "no."
To: blueplum
Only if your name is Sargon...
To: shibumi
Are you trying to rain on The Orb? never rain on The Orb...
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posted on
05/31/2017 3:27:25 PM PDT
by
blueplum
( ("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017))
To: Opinionated Blowhard
Now that photo looks like from a movie scene. lol
To: relictele
John Bly might say something.
Brisco County Jr. also knew something about orbs.
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posted on
05/31/2017 3:41:36 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
To: wally_bert
Except in his day they were cylinders!
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posted on
05/31/2017 3:44:15 PM PDT
by
Reily
To: blueplum
You got: Immortal (But Only If You Acquire A Mystical Amulet)
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