A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?
Posted on 05/13/2017 6:47:09 AM PDT by Gamecock
Edited on 05/13/2017 9:22:24 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
An Omaha, Nebraska, man allegedly harassed his neighbors more than 70 times over the course of three and a half years with a very unique
(Excerpt) Read more at thestate.com ...
“QUESTION? Why did it take so long for the family to call the cops?”
My guess is the husbands enjoyed the free show.
**The neighbors also say some of the dancers urinated in their bushes**
I thought strippers kept their bushes trimmed!!!
What a jerk
Years ago I heard about a similar thing happening in my area. Not as often as this guy seemed to do, but I heard of strippers being “booked” to do a show, and when they arrived at an address the residents would would send them packing.
What a jerk
Gee all we ever get on the porch are a bunch of JW’s. :-)
“Authorities captured him Wednesday after he fled to a local hotel...with a couple of Strippers!”
*SMIRK*
Pros/cons. I’d sacrifice a bush or two for a good show. My life is very boring.
I used to work with a guy who would FLOOD your computer with all manner of disgusting porn, and/or sign you up for every dirty magazine and website he could find if you annoyed him.
People are insane, so always keep your powder dry!
A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?
Hope they had plenty of Fabreeze
Perhaps the chef was running low on money and the quality of the strippers deteriorated. At some point, you complain, even if you enjoyed better shows.
Hired off Backpage.com? These strippers brought to you by the human trafficking department @ Goldman Sachs..
“I thought strippers kept their bushes trimmed!!!”
It’s my understanding...some strippers prefer a completely denuded lawn (just from what my friends tell me, of course).
According to the article it took a police investigation to find out who was hiring the strippers. The strippers thought the victims had hired them.
Rocket surgery???
As usual, it was intended totally for humor and not based upon any personal experience. I do laugh at the double entendre posts frequently made on FR..
“she filed for divorce upon him being arrested.”
Yeah because she realized she was married to a man who was a. mean and b. crazy. Not a good combo.
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