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1 posted on 05/13/2017 4:21:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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Hmmmm, *I* hate Portland. Be right back.


2 posted on 05/13/2017 4:22:07 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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for "masturbating vigorously"

Is there any other way?

3 posted on 05/13/2017 4:23:47 AM PDT by dfwgator
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"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway...........Now, you can THINK about it... but ...DOOOON'T do it!"

5 posted on 05/13/2017 4:28:44 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Pee-wee Herman should have tried this in court.


6 posted on 05/13/2017 4:29:48 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (I don't give a damn about your feelings. Try to impress me with your convictions.)
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You hate Portland. Then move somewhere else!


7 posted on 05/13/2017 4:30:09 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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Profiles in the democrat party


9 posted on 05/13/2017 4:31:02 AM PDT by TMA62 (Al Sharpton - The North Korea of race relations)
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Yep...My first thought, if I saw someone vigorously rubbing one off in public is “That guy must really hate Portland.”


12 posted on 05/13/2017 4:34:34 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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Well you can either do that or write to the mayor.


14 posted on 05/13/2017 4:36:09 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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What a wanker.


16 posted on 05/13/2017 4:39:06 AM PDT by humblegunner
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Funny that he hates a city that is well suited for his vile perversions.


17 posted on 05/13/2017 4:39:15 AM PDT by tflabo
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“Hey sweetie, I’m feeling a bit randy now, what day we hit the sack for a romp?”

“Sorry honey I’m just heading out for lunch with the girls.”

“Damn, alright dear, I’ll be in the john with my phone, hating Portland for a while.”


21 posted on 05/13/2017 4:41:28 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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Clarence Carter was unavailable to comment.


24 posted on 05/13/2017 4:55:33 AM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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Photo at link. Isn’t Glenn Beck from Portland?

Hey Glenn, is that you?


27 posted on 05/13/2017 5:21:14 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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Portland wanted to be a haven for the fringe of society. It got what it wanted.


28 posted on 05/13/2017 5:21:40 AM PDT by Uncle Sam 911
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Andreassen told the officer that he was on meth and wanted to go back to prison, because he "f--ing hates Portland."

You got to give him credit for coming right out and saying it. There's no way somebody could come with that and it be a lie.

29 posted on 05/13/2017 5:23:34 AM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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“... the officer asked Andreassen whether or not it was appropriate to masturbate in public and why he was doing it...”

Really officer? There was some doubt in your mind as to whether it was appropriate?

“But, tell me sir...how do you feel?”


30 posted on 05/13/2017 5:28:57 AM PDT by moovova
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He should move to San Diego.


31 posted on 05/13/2017 5:28:59 AM PDT by Godebert (CRUZ: Born in a foreign land to a foreign father.)
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Time for a new city motto: “Portland: We’re pulling for you.”


32 posted on 05/13/2017 5:29:03 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (In God We Trust, In Trump We Fix America)
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They’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t want to be a boy, you want to be a man
You want to stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it


33 posted on 05/13/2017 5:36:14 AM PDT by tumblindice ("Fight for your country." Hector)
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Perhaps all the rain was drivin’ese nuts?


34 posted on 05/13/2017 5:38:06 AM PDT by IamConservative (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
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