Yep...My first thought, if I saw someone vigorously rubbing one off in public is “That guy must really hate Portland.”
Erections have consequences.
Love the tagline.
Might have told this story here before.
I once met my mom for lunch in NYC on a weekday (we must have both taken the day off for some reason, it was in the Summer).
At the place we met up there was a big empty lot that someday someone was going to build a building on. It was surrounded by a chain link fence.
There was a man standing there with his weiner through the fence, peeing away. It was as though he thought no one could see.
Mom and I ran away fast and giggling!