"Go away.....Hatin'"
Posted on 05/13/2017 4:21:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro
A man was indicted Thursday for "masturbating vigorously" outside of New Avenues for Youth in downtown Portland on May 3.
Court documents say that when a Portland police officer responded to a complaint of public indecency at the location, the officer saw Terry Lee Andreassen, 59, "with his erect penis exposed to the public."
When Andreassen saw the officer, he "put his penis back in his pants and began to walk away." Documents say that when the officer asked Andreassen whether or not it was appropriate to masturbate in public and why he was doing it, Andreassen told the officer that he was on meth and wanted to go back to prison, because he "f--ing hates Portland."
This is not Andreassen's first time acting inappropriately in public. He has convictions for public indecency going back to at least 2001.
An affidavit from a 2014 felony conviction for public indecency says that on Aug. 30 of 2014 Andreassen was observed "laying on the sidewalk on NW Couch between 1st and 2nd Ave...across from the exit of Jones Bar."
The affidavit says Andreassen was observed "stroking his penis outside of his pants" and that he was "staring at several females in the bar that were standing in line." Andreassen was observed doing this for two nights in a row.
Andreassen is currently booked at the Multnomah County Inverness Jail.
“Hey sweetie, I’m feeling a bit randy now, what day we hit the sack for a romp?”
“Sorry honey I’m just heading out for lunch with the girls.”
“Damn, alright dear, I’ll be in the john with my phone, hating Portland for a while.”
Love the tagline.
"Go away.....Hatin'"
Clarence Carter was unavailable to comment.
the great Dax Shepard in his finest role.
Clarence is still with us.
Photo at link. Isn’t Glenn Beck from Portland?
Hey Glenn, is that you?
Portland wanted to be a haven for the fringe of society. It got what it wanted.
You got to give him credit for coming right out and saying it. There's no way somebody could come with that and it be a lie.
“... the officer asked Andreassen whether or not it was appropriate to masturbate in public and why he was doing it...”
Really officer? There was some doubt in your mind as to whether it was appropriate?
“But, tell me sir...how do you feel?”
He should move to San Diego.
Time for a new city motto: “Portland: We’re pulling for you.”
They’re out to get you, better leave while you can
Don’t want to be a boy, you want to be a man
You want to stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it
Perhaps all the rain was drivin’ese nuts?
Stroke of genius!
Erections have consequences.”
I know it is still early but this post will be hard to beat.
Sounds like a San Francisco kind of guy. Maybe he should seek political asylum.
Game over. You win the internet.
Keep Portland Wacko!!
...because he 'hates Portland'
Aha! He was protestin'. This could be a free speech issue. It's going all the way to the Supremes! Come to think of it, could this be both a 1st amendment and a 2nd amendment issue?
The state could argue that Oregon is not an 'Open Carry' state.
Whatever... John Roberts can sort it all out.
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