Was not enough to have snakes on a plane, now they add scorpions!
1 posted on
05/12/2017 7:24:28 AM PDT by
Morgana
To: Morgana
2 posted on
05/12/2017 7:27:01 AM PDT by
fwdude
(Democrats have not been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.)
To: Morgana
Talk about hype!
Most scorpians are a bit more poisinous than Honey bees.
The hard part is finding them. It doesn’t take much for them to hide.
3 posted on
05/12/2017 7:27:01 AM PDT by
marktwain
(President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
To: Morgana
1001 ways to die or get traumatized on United Airlines. I don’t believe UA is different from any other major airline but everybody is piling on and some passengers are exaggerating their “concerns” to get a rich payday.
6 posted on
05/12/2017 7:28:32 AM PDT by
BipolarBob
(Don't be a pessimist, be an optometrist.)
To: Morgana
(PR) Sabotage in the fuselage?
10 posted on
05/12/2017 7:34:22 AM PDT by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: Morgana
13 posted on
05/12/2017 7:40:01 AM PDT by
PLMerite
("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
To: Morgana
A scorpion is not an insect.
14 posted on
05/12/2017 7:42:50 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: Morgana
If you don't give up your seat when we tell you to ...
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WE WILL GET YOU OFF!
- - - United Airlines
19 posted on
05/12/2017 7:57:23 AM PDT by
BigEdLB
(To Dimwitocrats: We won. You lost. Get used to it.)
To: Morgana
If you don't give up your seat when we tell you to ...
WE WILL GET YOU OFF!
- - - United Airlines
20 posted on
05/12/2017 7:57:26 AM PDT by
BigEdLB
(To Dimwitocrats: We won. You lost. Get used to it.)
To: Morgana
United Airlines, accepting their part in the coming apocalypse by using a scorpion flail to scourge the unworthy!
21 posted on
05/12/2017 8:04:30 AM PDT by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Morgana
As kids we were always warned about Vinegaroon scorpions. The tale told is that they were the MOST POISONOUS of all!
We later found it wasn’t so.
22 posted on
05/12/2017 8:08:44 AM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(That's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
To: Morgana
I once replaced the HSI in a C5 written up as “damaged during landing.” The HSI is one of the primary analog instruments, and shows aircraft heading information.
When I got to the plane, the glass face of the HSI was shattered, and embedded within it were the remains of a very large spider.
Apparently, on final approach the copilot noticed the spider crawl up from under the instrument panel. He slid his seat back, and put his boot through the HSI to kill it.
Talk about an exciting landing.
24 posted on
05/12/2017 8:11:23 AM PDT by
ConservativeWarrior
(Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. - Japanese proverb)
To: Morgana
Texas scorpion stings are like warp stings. Not fatel unless your allergic.
27 posted on
05/12/2017 8:12:33 AM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: Morgana
1 Kings 12:11
(New International Version)
My father laid on you a heavy yoke; I will make it even heavier. My father scourged you with whips; I will scourge you with scorpions.'"
Evidently United didn't think that beating and dragging a passenger was nearly enough!
28 posted on
05/12/2017 8:14:26 AM PDT by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Morgana
Scorpions are not insects.
29 posted on
05/12/2017 8:17:33 AM PDT by
karnage
To: Morgana
How did a Skorpion get past the TSA?
To: Morgana
"Next up, raining frogs big boy."
38 posted on
05/12/2017 3:17:05 PM PDT by
tumblindice
("Fight for your country." Hector)
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