[sodpoodle]

Does anyone have 'THE LIST'?????

He and Hillary have lots of experience.

[SMARTY]

Plot is based on the last 8 years

[mykroar]

Check the cathouse.

[miss marmelstein]

I doubt either of them are writing it. The kid researchers are writing it. And, undoubtedly, it’ll stink.

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[Sacajaweau]

He's not missing....He's under the desk.

He's not missing...he just entered her plane.

He's not missing....oh how I wish he was. And take the b**** with you.

[nevergore]

If it’s Bill, check under the desk in the oval office....

[knarf]

ProJECTing.

[Romans Nine]

I figured it would be something like;

“Hide the one-eyed weasel”

“Let me show you my bent ambition”

“Slick willy baloney pony”

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

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[Red Badger]

“The President is Missing” ?

He’s in the bathroom off the Oval Office with an intern in a blue dress...................

[tbw2]

I liked someone’s Tweeted response to the headline: check the brothels.

[SERKIT]

He will go to great lengths to fantasize about being away from Hillary. Bill probably had real-world experience of “disappearing” to chase some skirts.

[a fool in paradise]

“The president’s morals are absent.”

[stylin19a]

Patterson needs help writing a book ?

[Meet the New Boss]

SPOILER: In the last chapter, it turns out the missing president had snuck away in order to get away from his harridan wife, and was on a Caribbean island with his friend Jeffrey having sex with underage sex slaves.

[Buckeye Battle Cry]

Did they check the local sleazy hotels?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

No problem, just scrape off the dress and clone a new one.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

With a foreword by Monica Lewinsky...

[bigbob]

Could have been a great horror flick “The President’s Brain is Missing”.

Synopsis: The first female President’s brain is secretly removed by a Pakaistani surgeon with the help of the First Gentleman who Cosby’ed her last Scotch and allowed access to the WH living quarters in return for a room full of harem girls. The plan was that ISIS would hold the brain for ransom in return for $1 Billion and ten nukes, but Congress refused to allocated the money. Even after they put it on eBay there were no bids, as she was much better liked as a veggie and there was no perceived difference to the public.

[Boogieman]

Writing it from his own experience “going missing” to rendezvous with his mistresses back when he was President, no doubt.