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| May 6, 2017
| walrus
Posted on 05/06/2017 5:00:05 PM PDT by Walrus
Headline from AOL: "Horse Wins 143rd Running of Kentucky Derby""
Um, what else would win the Kentucky Derby?
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KEYWORDS: alwaysdreaming; aol; captainobvious; horsefacejackass; iservedinnam; kentuckyderby; sarahjessicaparker
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posted on
05/06/2017 5:00:05 PM PDT
by
Walrus
To: Walrus
2
posted on
05/06/2017 5:01:12 PM PDT
by
caver
(Trump: Home of the Winner)
To: Walrus
Well, maybe a donkey that identified as a horse might win some day. But in that case, the headline would still be appropriate, because mental confusion trumps reality these days.
3
posted on
05/06/2017 5:02:10 PM PDT
by
PAR35
To: caver
I have about 300 AOL floppy disks and CD’s in the original packaging
Any takers?
4
posted on
05/06/2017 5:03:01 PM PDT
by
Thibodeaux
(the long night is over)
To: caver
Verizon transferred most of its email accounts to AoL a couple of years ago. AT&T did the same for Yahoo.
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posted on
05/06/2017 5:03:34 PM PDT
by
PAR35
To: Walrus
Dang it!
I bet on an Alpaca. There’s two bucks down the drain.
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posted on
05/06/2017 5:03:41 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Walrus
To: Walrus
8
posted on
05/06/2017 5:04:04 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
To: Walrus
HAHA! That’s hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
9
posted on
05/06/2017 5:04:34 PM PDT
by
jocon307
To: Thibodeaux
10
posted on
05/06/2017 5:05:50 PM PDT
by
caver
(Trump: Home of the Winner)
To: ClearCase_guy
MacArthur Park is melting in the dark, all the sweet cream icing flowing down...
11
posted on
05/06/2017 5:06:19 PM PDT
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: Walrus
Isn’t the Kentucky Derby a hat???
To: PAR35
Yea, my AT&T e-mail goes through Yahoo.
13
posted on
05/06/2017 5:06:48 PM PDT
by
caver
(Trump: Home of the Winner)
To: Snickering Hound
You forgot John Kerry in that mix.
14
posted on
05/06/2017 5:07:22 PM PDT
by
caver
(Trump: Home of the Winner)
To: caver
Had
I have. More valuable than Ty Beanie Babies
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posted on
05/06/2017 5:08:46 PM PDT
by
Thibodeaux
(the long night is over)
To: Walrus
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posted on
05/06/2017 5:16:02 PM PDT
by
PROCON
To: Dilbert San Diego
#12:
"Isn’t the Kentucky Derby a hat???"No, no. You're thinking of the Kirwood Derby
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posted on
05/06/2017 5:16:14 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(How many does it take? It takes two. One to eat the possum, the other to direct traffic.)
To: caver
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posted on
05/06/2017 5:17:05 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Quien vive? CRISTO! Y a su Nombre? GLORIA! Y a su pueblo? VICTORIA!)
To: Walrus
Maybe a horse that identifies as a giraffe.
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posted on
05/06/2017 5:28:30 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Walrus
“What else would win the Kentucky Derby”
A cheetah. Those babies are fast. Unless he pulled a muscle. I pulled a muscle once and it really slowed me down. It added like two or three days to my 100 yard dash time. But a cheetah with a pulled muscle could probably still catch me. He’d have a heck of a fight on his hands if he did catch me. I’d tie his tail in a knot. That is if he wasn’t a bob tailed cheetah. Them bob tailed cheetahs are pretty tricky. They can sneak up on you because you can’t hear their tail dragging on the ground like you can with a full tailed cheetah.
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posted on
05/06/2017 5:28:40 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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