“What else would win the Kentucky Derby”
A cheetah. Those babies are fast. Unless he pulled a muscle. I pulled a muscle once and it really slowed me down. It added like two or three days to my 100 yard dash time. But a cheetah with a pulled muscle could probably still catch me. He’d have a heck of a fight on his hands if he did catch me. I’d tie his tail in a knot. That is if he wasn’t a bob tailed cheetah. Them bob tailed cheetahs are pretty tricky. They can sneak up on you because you can’t hear their tail dragging on the ground like you can with a full tailed cheetah.
Stop dude, you’re killing me
“What else would win the Kentucky Derby”
A cheetah. Those babies are fast.
Used to drive the little ones nuts by telling them the reason that the cheetah is the fastest animal in the world.
They cheet!
Cheetahs can hit 70 mph but like most cats, only for short distances.
So cheetahs never win.