[simpson96]

Yeah, that Towering Intellect is going to run for President someday. Sure.

[metmom]

What?

She let them have what can’t be served in public school for school lunches?

[1Old Pro]

'Well, eight girls are gonna be sleeping here because it's our last time, and we want pizza and we want nuggets.' And it's like, really?"

Mooching off the taxpayers right up to the end.

[Jim from C-Town]

Oh, Michelle and her brood are so precious, I am really going to miss them, NOT!

[ClearCase_guy]

GMTA

She’s no deep thinker.

[cloudmountain]

Why does anyone give a rat’s patootie about ANYTHING relating to the Obamas?

[stars & stripes forever]

[’Well, eight girls are gonna be sleeping here because it’s our last time, and we want pizza and we want nuggets.’]

TRANSLATION: Our girls can eat anything they want, but we know what’s best for your children.

[jughandle]

“Slumber party” with pizza and nuggets, at 15 and 18.

How adorable

[a fool in paradise]

They didn’t order steamed kale and tofu wedges?

[Paladin2]

The kids don’t eat the approved menu of the Moose - Fish Heads and Rice?

[OrangeHoof]

The Obamas had a merry time throat-slashing every Republican portrait in the White House followed by pulling off every letter T on White House keyboards. They felt so much better after that.

[VRWC For Truth]

What.?.no veggies.??

[Red Badger]

Bong?.....................

[a fool in paradise]

“It’s our last time...” President Kanye isn’t gonna let them visit?

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Mooch - - Go Away!

And take your gender questioning husband with you!

[NorthMountain]

said farewell to their previous home with pizza night

Comet Ping-Pong Pizza?

[SERKIT]

What? No ceremonial FGM?

[ColdOne]

because my girls are so normal.....................Yes all girls at 18 get a gig with a big time hollywood director.

[ScottinVA]

"And it's like, really?" Michelle Obama said last Thursday."

Moochelle just exudes brilliance, no?

[ColdOne]

Obama said it was difficult for the girls to leave the only home they had known for the past eight years. "So that moment of transition, right before the doors opened and we welcomed in the new family, our kids were leaving out the back door in tears, saying goodbye to people," she said..............what a liar. No way those kids liked the White House, mom and dad sure didn't and that had to rub off on girls. ________________________________________ Mooch was crying because she had to leave WH!! Pffft the only reason if she did cry was no more billions of taxpayer cash for them to spend as they wish. ____________________________________ "Friends are surprised I answer the door now," she explained, while noting that the family's two dogs, Bo and Sunny, have "never heard a doorbell." ................I see the mystery is solved...the dogs are still alive, no way she answers her own door. She would get her SS staff to do it.

[mass55th]

Did they fly the pizza chef in especially for the occasion, like they did previously?

Obamas fly in chef 860 miles... just to make pizza