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1 posted on 04/27/2017 7:27:30 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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Heeeeeeere we go...


2 posted on 04/27/2017 7:28:11 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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And they ended up with a nice clean beaver too! Win-win.


3 posted on 04/27/2017 7:29:28 PM PDT by bigbob (People say believe half of what you see son and none of what you hear - M. Gaye)
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Jeff Foxworthy - A Beaver Bit off My Nipple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjerEk16b7w


4 posted on 04/27/2017 7:30:36 PM PDT by vladimir998 (Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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Oh Boy...


5 posted on 04/27/2017 7:31:38 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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Wally: “Heck Beave ya little goof!”.....


6 posted on 04/27/2017 7:32:44 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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“So he ran to the nearby Dollar Store and said; “Where’s your soap at, I gotta big beaver needs washin’ right now! The Cashier stares and says; “YOU have a what? And why are you telling me this?”


7 posted on 04/27/2017 7:35:16 PM PDT by lee martell
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From what I’ve seen of their incredible handiwork, we could hire beavers and have the border wall built in about a week.


8 posted on 04/27/2017 7:35:46 PM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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I bet they soaped up that beaver a lot.


9 posted on 04/27/2017 7:38:03 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hillary Clinton IS a felon)
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10 posted on 04/27/2017 7:38:41 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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They should have shaved it.

A shaved beaver is a happy beaver.


11 posted on 04/27/2017 7:39:45 PM PDT by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
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Really, kinda cute story.

Although I’m sure if the beaver could talk he’s say he’s not fat, just big boned.


13 posted on 04/27/2017 7:41:55 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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A little soap to make the beaver slippery? I can think of better ways.


14 posted on 04/27/2017 7:42:18 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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Fat from winter hibernation? That doesn’t even make sense. Animals use up their fat reserves during hibernation and are thinner when they come out.


17 posted on 04/27/2017 7:47:39 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
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Michael Moore is taking note of this helpful tip.


20 posted on 04/27/2017 7:47:58 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? -Homer Simpson)
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Using soap to free fat beaver stuck in a Hamilton fence

Do NOT go to urban dictionary. I am just saying. Kids these days!!! Sheesh.

;-)


21 posted on 04/27/2017 7:48:15 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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Hold muh beaver and watch this ...


23 posted on 04/27/2017 7:52:54 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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I’ve soaped a beaver or two in my time.

Just saying.

L


24 posted on 04/27/2017 7:54:34 PM PDT by Lurker (America burned the witch.)
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All I can say is the jokes write themselves here.


29 posted on 04/27/2017 8:00:15 PM PDT by Trueblackman (Who knew Trump would cause tthis level of derangement among the Socialists, Liberals & Establements)
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30 posted on 04/27/2017 8:04:15 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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Shades of Winnie the Pooh.


33 posted on 04/27/2017 8:08:56 PM PDT by madison10
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