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Man sets underwear on fire while passed out in Walmart bathroom
Miami Herald ^
| APRIL 21, 2017 1:44 PM
| KENNY OCKER
Posted on 04/25/2017 4:14:51 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
A drunken man with a lit cigarette passed out on the toilet in a Spanaway, Washington Walmart bathroom and caught his underwear on fire Monday, according to Central Pierce Fire & Rescue.
Firefighters were dispatched to the store at 20307 Mountain Highway E. about 6:30 p.m. after fire alarms went off, Central Pierce spokesman Brian Levings said Wednesday.
They went to the store and found the bathroom filled with smoke.
As the man sat on the toilet, drawers down, he fell asleep, and ash from his cigarette fell between his legs and ignited his underwear, Levings said.
The man slept through all this, Levings added.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: peopleofwalmart
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To: COBOL2Java
I wonder which bathroom ?
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:40:22 PM PDT
by
stylin19a
(Terrorists - "just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there")
To: COBOL2Java
I was wondering why I hadn’t heard from my cousin Mike.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:42:21 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: DaxtonBrown
Or Hoboken, but then what airline would ever want to fly there? La Garbage in NYC is worse.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:42:25 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
To: escapefromboston
Seems like a regular day at Walmart Pretty much
Caption: "That awkward moment when you show up for your day job and think you’re at your night job."
The price is a nice touch...
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:44:40 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
("Game over, man, game over!" (my advice to DemocRATs))
To: COBOL2Java
I don’t believe this.
I’d like to see a re-creation of this incident on Mythbusters.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:45:09 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: COBOL2Java
Drunk, passed out in the toilet, with your pants on fire is no way to go through life.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:48:35 PM PDT
by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: COBOL2Java
His shorts were burning hot enough to set off the smoke detectors, but he didn’t wake up?
Must be Rip Van Stinkle to sleep through this.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:48:55 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: COBOL2Java
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:49:00 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: COBOL2Java
I hate when that happens.
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:49:59 PM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
To: COBOL2Java
Has your underwear caught on fire?
New, from the Duluth Trading Company, Asbestos Shorts.
No Pinch....No Stink.....No Fire.....
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:52:15 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: COBOL2Java
Was his name Mo hammed? Are we sure it wasn't B Jenner who identified as a male?
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posted on
04/25/2017 4:53:15 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: COBOL2Java
Maybe he was overcome with smoke inhalation.
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posted on
04/25/2017 5:00:47 PM PDT
by
Terry Mross
(Liver spots And blood thinners.,)
To: COBOL2Java
Given the headline and the source, I initially assumed this was Dave Barry reporting on another ho-hum day in Florida.
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posted on
04/25/2017 5:05:11 PM PDT
by
Hieronymus
(It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton)
To: COBOL2Java
The store manager at their next meeting....
“OK, we are going to have to have an Associate go into the bathrooms every five minutes and check the stalls to make sure no customer has lit their underwear on fire. Bob, you have a question?”
“Yeah, what if the underwear is just smoking, but there are no flames?”
“Call corporate for clarification.”
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posted on
04/25/2017 5:05:20 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: COBOL2Java
Haven’t we all done this at least once?
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posted on
04/25/2017 5:06:17 PM PDT
by
heights
To: blueunicorn6
Smokin’ in the boy’s room!
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posted on
04/25/2017 5:07:27 PM PDT
by
meyer
(The Constitution says what it says, and it doesn't say what it doesn't say.)
To: COBOL2Java
This is why I dont shop at walmart.
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posted on
04/25/2017 5:11:05 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: hoagy62
YOU be the judge...
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posted on
04/25/2017 5:23:29 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
("Game over, man, game over!" (my advice to DemocRATs))
To: COBOL2Java
This thread has the potential to be a classic for FR. One of the all-time greats.
To: COBOL2Java
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posted on
04/25/2017 5:33:02 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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