To: nickcarraway
Would have been more productive to field dress it and fried it up. Instead, you let a seagull rip off your meal.
2 posted on
04/20/2017 1:05:33 PM PDT by
WKUHilltopper
(WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
To: nickcarraway
I would have blown it up like a balloon and let it go...
3 posted on
04/20/2017 1:06:26 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: nickcarraway
sounds like the seagull was smarter than the woman
5 posted on
04/20/2017 1:08:29 PM PDT by
Bob434
To: nickcarraway
I don’t think chest compression is indicated for pigeons. You can suffocate them that way...
6 posted on
04/20/2017 1:10:24 PM PDT by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
Compassionate but not smart. She put her open mouth on an ‘unknown’ pigeon? That could have been a really dirty bird.
Besides that, the deceased appears to already have a broken neck, so CPR is not going to help it. Not enough time and available equipment for a sidewalk tracheotomy.
To: nickcarraway
Yuck. Is she going to lick a public toilet seat next?
9 posted on
04/20/2017 1:25:14 PM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: nickcarraway
It was just pining for the fjords.
-PJ
11 posted on
04/20/2017 1:27:45 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: nickcarraway
There is a lesson in this for all of us.
One day, you’re a mighty pigeon sitting on a statue and crapping on Ferraris.
The next day, the seagulls are fighting over your dead carcass.
Take this to heart, Joy Behar! Never send to know for whom the seagull screeches. It screeches for you!
13 posted on
04/20/2017 2:36:59 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
15 posted on
04/20/2017 3:56:24 PM PDT by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: nickcarraway
George Costanza : We had a deal! We had a deal!
16 posted on
04/20/2017 4:48:18 PM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: nickcarraway
17 posted on
04/21/2017 12:57:59 AM PDT by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation camp?)
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