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1 posted on 04/20/2017 1:02:13 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Would have been more productive to field dress it and fried it up. Instead, you let a seagull rip off your meal.


2 posted on 04/20/2017 1:05:33 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (WKU 2016 Boca Raton Bowl Champions)
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I would have blown it up like a balloon and let it go...


3 posted on 04/20/2017 1:06:26 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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sounds like the seagull was smarter than the woman


5 posted on 04/20/2017 1:08:29 PM PDT by Bob434
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I don’t think chest compression is indicated for pigeons. You can suffocate them that way...


6 posted on 04/20/2017 1:10:24 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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Why? Beakuz....


7 posted on 04/20/2017 1:10:35 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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Compassionate but not smart. She put her open mouth on an ‘unknown’ pigeon? That could have been a really dirty bird.
Besides that, the deceased appears to already have a broken neck, so CPR is not going to help it. Not enough time and available equipment for a sidewalk tracheotomy.


8 posted on 04/20/2017 1:14:25 PM PDT by lee martell
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Yuck. Is she going to lick a public toilet seat next?


9 posted on 04/20/2017 1:25:14 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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It was just pining for the fjords.

-PJ

11 posted on 04/20/2017 1:27:45 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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There is a lesson in this for all of us.

One day, you’re a mighty pigeon sitting on a statue and crapping on Ferraris.

The next day, the seagulls are fighting over your dead carcass.

Take this to heart, Joy Behar! Never send to know for whom the seagull screeches. It screeches for you!


13 posted on 04/20/2017 2:36:59 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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15 posted on 04/20/2017 3:56:24 PM PDT by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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George Costanza : We had a deal! We had a deal!
16 posted on 04/20/2017 4:48:18 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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What an absolute moron.


17 posted on 04/21/2017 12:57:59 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation camp?)
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