Posted on 04/19/2017 5:16:52 AM PDT by simpson96
How thirsty does Variety look, begging readers to join it in doing high-V cheerleading moves for Chelsea Clinton?
Thirstier than an ultra-marathoner lost in Death Valley in mid-July.
Hyping the entertainment magazines latest cover, coeditor in chief Claudia Eller gushed this week, How cool does Chelsea Clinton look on our Power of Women, NY, cover?
Welcome to the liberal medias manufacturing of cool. Leather jacket? Check. Overzealous airbrushing? Check. Humanizing grin? Check. Democratic-establishment pedigree? Checkity-check-check.
This is just the latest attempt by The Media Resistance to make Chelsea Clinton a thing. The same liberal lunatics in the press who rage about the Trump childrens nepotistic privileges champion the refreshingly outspoken daughter of the Clinton dynasty who, at 37 years old, will receive a Lifetime Impact award from Variety on Friday for her humanitarian work.
The honor comes during the same week that the Clinton Global Initiative cash machine officially shut down. Among the generous humanitarian projects of CGIs parent, the Clinton Foundation: chipping in a reported $3 million for Chelseas wedding to another heir of Democratic corruptocrats, Marc Mezvinsky the newly jobless former hedge-fund manager and son of convicted fraudster Edward Mezvinsky, a former Democratic congressman from Iowa.
Remember: The Clintons own inner circle lambasted Chelseas hubby for exploiting the Clinton Foundation and CGI to prop up his now-defunct hedge fund. The duo also siphoned off charitable donations to pay for taxes on money from her parents and expenses racked up to subsidize her life for a decade, according to longtime Clinton aide Doug Band.
But I digress from the Cult of Chelsea Coolness. Shake those pompoms, propaganda media:
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalreview.com ...
I did a search for "Chelsea Clinton Variety Photoshopped" yesterday, and several sites raised the possibility/probability of "artistic license" taken by the magazine. Their graphic artist chopped a good 20 pounds off her posterior.
Proof yet again that politics is showbiz for the ugly.
I wonder if she’ll sue her plastic surgeons (plural) for malpractice?
Yes, she totally deserves the ‘LIFETIME IMPACT AWARD’
When I get up in the morning, I say to myself: Self, you’re so damn lucky Chelsea Clinton is working hard to make your life better. She has had such an impact on your life, that my gosh it only makes me wonder what else she could possibly do to make it even better.
Electricity, indoor plumbing, cable TV... yeah, that’s all pretty good. But let’s talk about REAL accomplishments. First, she was born. Then there was the time she went to college (seriously, you’ve got to be waaaaaaay smart to go to college). Then came the time she was on TV, where she talked about stuff. Then, the kids book - ensuring that the next generation will benefit from her pearls of wisdom! So selfless! And let’s not forget that she’s a mom - SHE’S ABLE TO MAKE MORE HUMAN BEINGS!
Great job Variety! We certainly wouldn’t want to recognize other 37 year old women that have done useless things like becoming Doctors, leaders in business, served our country, invented stuff...
That's been airbrushed on steroids. That is not how she looks. Even if she had lost weight that's not what her figure naturally looks like.
her kids wouldn’t recognize her in that picture. Probably she isn’t around enough that they know her as well as the nanny anyway. Normally I would say being raised by a sitter is a bad thing, in this case, no.
Link with article gets us the dreaded page not found.
Here is a good link:
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/446872/chelsea-clinton-nebbish-name
Wowsers. I could move all my stuff with those bags.
Looks pretty rough for someone who never held a real job
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https://www.reddit.com/r/bidenbro/
I wonder if the Chelsea-is-cool meme will live up to the legendary status of the Biden Bro meme.
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