Posted on 04/17/2017 12:14:04 PM PDT by Gamecock
Note: This is in SC
Full Title: Alligator climbs to a second story Mount Pleasant porch, through a screen door and then refuses to leave
Susie Polston had fallen asleep watching Friends on television. She woke in the late night to a loud intruder on the porch outside her coastal South Carolina home.
Somebodys trying to break into the house, she told her family. They secluded themselves in the master bedroom and called 911. But then the racket quit. Ben Polston, 16, her son, snuck a look and started yelling, Oh my God, I found it! I found it!
Hed found it all right. In the early hours of Easter a nearly 10-feet-long alligator had clambered up the back stairwell to the second story porch of their coastal South Carolina home, crunched through the aluminum screen door and made itself at home between the sofa and the swinging bench. It lay there like a plastic prank, but when they rapped on the window glass, it lifted its head
It was just surreal. It was so bizarre, Susie Polston said.
And the monstrous critter wouldn't budge, even though a nuisance removal agent spent two hours trying to coax its 9-feet-7-inch long girth out far enough from the porch at the Mount Pleasant home to snare it safely.
A 5 footer, we could have put a dog stick on it and dragged it out, said agent Ronnie Russell, of Gator Getter Consultants. One that large, he likes to grab onto things (to fight.) As Russell worked outside, the family inside dragged over household furniture to barricade the door.
There was not a whole lot of room up there (on the porch), Russell said.
Alligators wandering up to homes isnt all that unusual in the reptilian Lowcountry, with its swelter of surrounding marsh. Climbing a story-high staircase is. But its spring, the time of year male gators roam for mates.
The prehistoric-age creatures like to take the direct route from waterhole to waterhole and will thrash their way through obstacles if they can. In February, a gator wandered up to a home off Cypress Gardens Road near the Cooper River and appeared to climb the door to ring the bell as it tried to get past.
Unlike the crocodiles seen on television, alligators are not aggressive by nature. But they eat dogs and will react if they feel threatened, including a bluff false charge showing their teeth. They can move swifter than their bulk suggests.
The guiding rule for the critters is to let them be. If theres room and time they will move on, eventually. But the S.C. Department of Natural Resources issues nuisance removal licenses for problem situations, keeps a calling list of licensed agents and has an emergency number, 1-800-922-5431.
The Polstons home sits along a golf course pond off the Wando River, separated from both by fencing. In seven years they had not seen an alligator get past the fencing. But thats what alligators do, they follow that fencing until they can around it or through, Russell said.
After two hours of getting nowhere, Russell consulted with the Polstons. State law requires a nuisance-trapped alligator to be killed. Agents usually remove it from the premises first. The family didnt want to see it killed. But the other choice was to wait it out, maybe for days. The animal was euthanized.
Susie Polston is still uneasy about it all. The family has a more secure porch door now, and will get a gate for the stairwell landing. But they're not turning tail, at least so long as it doesnt happen again, she said.
We love it here. Its beautiful, she said. We think this was rare. We hope it was rare.
I tried it once — not bad and in a pinch, might feed the family.
Fine, 12 gauge slugs...
Jeez. You’re the guy that didn’t like “Breaking Bad,” aren’t you? Boy, do I feel vindicated.
My husband & I never got the chance to see it when it was on. We are going to get it from the library & start from the beginning.
Call United!
Around 2005, I took my granddaughter to Everglades National Park. We were walking long the road and before long we began to see a lot of the brutes laying on the side. I was convinced- and still am -that if I had kicked one of them, I would have awakened it; it would’ve hissed, then slithered underwater. I had her mom take a photo of us on either side of the saurian. That evening I put the pic
on line and was deluged with scolding emails and what a horrid grandpa I was. I wouldn’t have done it if we’d been deeper into the swamp. The gators that hang out close to the road are so used to humans’ presence that they ignore us.
lol sorry you are offended that i don’t like overly dramatic acting
Only other birds taste like chicken.
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Birds and human flesh.
Really? Is this something you read about, say, maybe something to do with cannibals? Personal experience you found out about after you ate it maybe? I think I ate dog once that way. Still not sure. It was over in one of the Asian countries of course.
If true it would surprise me. Isn't our muscle tissue red like beef and deer? I would think it would lean more to tasting like one of those.
Not offended. But your perspicacity is in question.
It’s in syndication, somewhere. Probably cost $80 at Walmart. I’ve watched many episodes multiple times.
why? Because I was tired and didn’t get a joke? Really? Wow! ok=- whatever-
and no- I’d say you were offended as you stated you were ‘vindicated’ as though you’d been somehow aggrieved because I don’t like shows with over the top dramatic acting?
No...I’d say my judgement of BB was vindicated.
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