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Pentagon awards contract to United Airlines to forcibly remove Assad
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| 4/11/2017
| Paul Sharpe
Posted on 04/11/2017 2:11:50 PM PDT by Gamecock
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I guess there is an expectation that this be labeled as
SATIRE
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:11:50 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:13:00 PM PDT
by
A_Former_Democrat
("Liberalism is a mental disorder" On FULL Display NOW! BOYCOTT Mexico nba NFL PepsiCO Kellogg's)
To: Gamecock
In other news, polar bears can still swim...
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:14:05 PM PDT
by
petercooper
(Why don't polls ever add up to 100%?)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:14:13 PM PDT
by
deport
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Oops. Pentagon just found out. Assad is muslim.
Gets a free pass.
(At least this was du jour under the One Big Ass Mistake, America Regime. Now that sanity has been restored....)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:16:44 PM PDT
by
Kudsman
To: Gamecock
In response, Assad hires Union Carbide.
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:17:47 PM PDT
by
thesharkboy
(Charter member of the Basket of Deplorables)
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
United would probably bungle it by bumping Assad off the plane.
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:19:27 PM PDT
by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: thesharkboy
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:19:49 PM PDT
by
txhurl
(Don't make me go United on your ass)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:30:46 PM PDT
by
Made In The USA
(Rap music: Soundtrack of the retarded.)
To: Gamecock
Computer was asked to give up with four names, 2 and 3 were Achmed and Laqueesha, computer was then asked to give two more names...
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:41:24 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: Gamecock
Duffelblog has to be one of the funniest sites on the web. Up there with The Onion.
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:42:18 PM PDT
by
Seruzawa
(I keel you Vorga feelthy.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/11/2017 2:44:55 PM PDT
by
pa_dweller
(President Donald Trump, President Donald Trump. Because I know you like seeing it.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/11/2017 3:03:07 PM PDT
by
mulligan
To: Gamecock
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posted on
04/11/2017 3:04:26 PM PDT
by
Bratch
("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
To: Gamecock
I guess there is an expectation that this be labeled asA word about posting satire
"If you post satire, please label it as 'satire' in the title."
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posted on
04/11/2017 3:06:51 PM PDT
by
Lonely Bull
("When he is being rude or mean it drives people _away_ from his confession and _towards_ yours.")
To: mowowie
The United employees tasked with the removal were advised by their CEO to “reaccomodate his ass real good.”
To: petercooper
But now they’re too warm and sweaty.
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posted on
04/11/2017 3:35:56 PM PDT
by
tiki
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