Ran away screaming? What a wuss.
Posted on 04/07/2017 2:40:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Massachusetts man whose hand was cut off by a machete during a fight has had it reattached, and authorities say the suspect has been ordered held without bail.
The Sun reports that police responded to a Lowell public housing project Wednesday night. Prosecutors said officers at first found only the hand because the victim ran away screaming.
His family told authorities the hand was reattached at a hospital.
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Machetes have joined SUVs and guns as being self-aware dealers of evil.
Time to make anti-machete laws to keep them from doing bad things.
Weapon of choice for the amigos. Any time you read about a crime involving a machete, it involves amigos.
Ran away screaming? What a wuss.
I want that Machete.
It did this, all by its self?
Kewel...
Let me guess, some of those “law-abiding undocumented immigrants”?
cutting insight, you have!
Use the force, Luke!
They have to have a hearing to figure this out in Mass.?
Man I hate it when that happens.
The machete is dangerous. The man wielding it might be a victim of accidentally having his hand in too close a proximity to the handle of the aforementioned machete during an inopportune timeframe.
“I’m sorry, Dewey. I just never realized until just this moment how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half with a machete.”
“Machete...don’ text...”
“A Massachusetts man whose hand was cut off by a machete during a fight has had it reattached,”
No harm no foul, right?
I’d say that the Public Housing Project plus the machete tell the real story, put that’s just offhand.
Cops calling this in
So he lost his left hand
Right
So it tha right hand?
No the left
The left?
Right
????!!! Well just bring in any hand he lost
Well we left the left at the site..
You left the left at the site?
Right
So that right’at the site?
No the left!
That left is left at the site????
Right!!
I see, much as in the way a gun fires itself.
They probably have to have a hearing because the headline was so badly written...
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