Posted on 03/31/2017 5:06:54 PM PDT by Enterprise
An Uber driver from Florida named Bree has revealed how she inadvertently drove her boyfriend’s mistress to his house.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...
“Dear Penthouse Forum, you’ll never believe how the greatest night of my life began...”
‘Two chicks at the same time, man.’
Friend of mine got caught at the Westminster dog show by the mother of his main squeeze, with his on the side girl. They were sitting in adjacent seats.
Karma!
I was a bartender in a previous life. This kind of thing happens quite often. Not to everybody, but lets say that a certain clientele is more prone to infidelity. And that clientele tends to frequent neighborhood bars like the one that I worked at. In another life, of course.
And that was 20+ years ago. Seems that sometimes, infidelity is part of the courtship process for many. I'm not sure of the longevity of the resulting relationship. I left the scene quite some time ago.
The mother probably didn’t have to say a word out loud. Her eyes met those of her daughter’s cheating boyfriend, and said
“Oh, you better believe I’m telling on you! I told her not to trust you. That was the first thing I told her when you two started messing around! I was RIGHT all along. I was right!!!”
Frozen or thawed? I remember a story many years ago about a FL woman who beat her husband to death with a frozen salmon.
“So long and thanks for all the fish”.
— Doug Adams
LOL - OOPS!
Ok. LT-1 car.
Ok. LT-1 car.
Ok. LT-1 car.
GOD I miss those days (besides this girl) and that car!
Funny thing is he has now been married to his main squeeze for 25 years and a house full of kids.Far as I know he has been faithful ever since.
You won’t believe what happens next.
I have a 96 Camaro. With a bottle.
Holy Mackrel! I was going to clam up and not comment but that's a whale of a story....She must have totally Haddock with him....She surely had strong mussles to keel him that way, was probably no shrimp either... I would guess she threw a good right hook too...
One of the best plot lines from the old Alfred Hitchcock TV series. Barbara Bel Geddes was the perp.
I like the way she tells the story. Too funny. Perhaps not a genteel way to handle the situation, but I can’t drum up much sympathy for the guy. He must have made it seem like they were in a committed relationship or he wouldn’t have come up with this elaborate scheme to make her think he was going to see his poor sick mother.
A bottle of JD?
If it’s a car term, I’m not familiar with it :)
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