Luv My Gov! :)
*GUMMY BEAR PING*
Reminds me of my high school lunch: Coke classic big gulp and a bag of gummy bears. I alternated the gummy bears with pretzel rods so I would get at least a little nutriton. =^)
CC
I’ve heard of Haribo. All that time, I assumed this was the name of a Japanese or Chinese company due to the sound and spelling of that name.
Yuengling Beer is another product that sounds as though it may be Chinese made, but isn’t.
Be sure to give your liberal friends a big bag of sugar-free gummy bears. It might improve their outlook/mood. (Google Amazon sugar-free gummy bear review). You’ll thank me later.
If you hate someone, gift them the one pound plus haribo sugar free gummy bears.
Gummi-Colas are my favorite non-chocolate candy!
Before they became well known in the US my high school German club used to get cases of these bears and sell them. Easiest club sales ever. It was like having the only donut stand at an FOP convention.
If you get constipated, gummy bears will do the trick. Just
a handful or so. Eat too many & you get the runs. Learned
this from a German lady. (So don’t complain about “diarrhea”
if you eat a lot of them.)
They should put it in Baraboo, just for grins.
Hey...... my grandkids will love THIS news. haa. Nice Work, Gov. Walker.
My little group of special needs students love gummy bears! I use them as treats during the day for great behavior & paying attention. One little guy is a non verbal autistic student & he will take it & lick it once, make a face & throw them in the trashcan.
Hey...... my grandkids will love THIS news. haa. Nice Work, Gov. Walker.
If you haven’t seen it, be sure to check out the hilarious user reviews (160) on Amazon for the 5 pound bag of sugar yfree Gummi Bears.
https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC
Examples:
“After reading all the other reviews, I would think you might die. In your bathroom. Alone. Out of Charmin toilet paper. Sad. A real Ernest Hemingway ending.”
“This is actually affordable for a complete bowel cleanse before a colonoscopy. Simply don’t eat the red ones. GI specialists frown upon red dye before the test.”
“The enormous increase in popularity of these little guys due to their ability to unleash the beasts of Satan on your bowels have made the seller increase price either A, because he knows he can and people will buy them or B, to purchase insurance for when someone sues him for killing one of their pets or loved ones...”
“The original gummy bears originated 1920 in Bonn, Germany... Was the sugar-free formula developed by Nazi scientists?”
Question: “Has anyone weighed them self before and after to see if they lost any weight? If so, how much did you lose?”
Answer: “1lb water, 7lbs of sanity, 4lbs of hope for humanity, and 9lb 8oz intestinal demon baby.”
Question: “Will I be facing criminal action for adding two 5lb bags to a vat of the spiciest chili known to man for a chili cook off?”
Answer: “The Department of Homeland Security, FBI, CIA, CDC, and FEMA are probably already on their way. MI-6 and the KGB are standing by.”
I hope the new factory makes those soft raspberry candies by the ton. I hate gummi-bears, but those raspberry things are Ambrosia.
Usually in the local stores about one week a year, I stock up, but they don’t last long.
Legendary reviews: https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gold-Bears-Gummi-Candy-5-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1490317842&sr=1-1&keywords=haribo%2Bgummy%2Bbears&th=1