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Man on LSD calls police, says spider gave birth in his stomach
rtv6 ^
 |  Mar 6, 2017
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Posted on 03/07/2017 8:30:25 PM PST by Rebelbase
SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio - A Facebook post from an Ohio police department about a call they got from a man on drugs is going viral because of the bizarre nature of the call.
 
According to the South Euclid Police Department, a 19-year-old man called just before 9 p.m. last Thursday, saying he swallowed a pregnant spider that had given birth in his stomach.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: 911; dopersrights; drugs; lsd; spiders; stupid; thisisabrainondrugs; wod
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    I hate it when that happens.
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:30:25 PM PST
by 
Rebelbase
 
To: Rebelbase
    Of all the possible times a spider could give birth in your stomach that would have to be the worst!
 
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:32:19 PM PST
by 
TigersEye
(We all have a stake in MAGA! We all need to contribute our efforts.)
 
To: Rebelbase
    Hmm, gonna be tough to tie the umbilical cord.
 
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:37:04 PM PST
by 
GnuThere
 
To: Rebelbase; Slings and Arrows
    
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:37:53 PM PST
by 
a fool in paradise
(patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
 
To: Rebelbase
    LOL, you used my line. 8>) I was about to post the very same retort. But then I guess that would bes the reaction of most people. 8>)
 
To: Rebelbase
    LOL, you used my line. 8>) I was about to post the very same retort. But then I guess that would be the reaction of most people. 8>)
 
To: Rebelbase
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:39:00 PM PST
by 
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both)
 
To: Rebelbase
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:39:45 PM PST
by 
Ciaphas Cain
(The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect.)
 
To: TigersEye
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:40:30 PM PST
by 
mumblypeg
(Make America Macho Again.)
 
To: Rebelbase
    Yep, I can see the attraction of taking drugs. Who wouldn't want to experience having a spider give birth in you stomach? Yeesh!
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:41:02 PM PST
by 
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!  (pink bow))
 
To: a fool in paradise
    Frazetta never makes a thread worse.
Freegards
 
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:42:15 PM PST
by 
Ransomed
 
To: Rebelbase
    I’m glad the guy got help while on a bad trip, but seems that the cops were not respecting his privacy. Are all public calls to the police subject to being uploaded online for later entertainment? I find that surprising, to say the least. This may be someone on the most embarrassing day of their adult lives, now the whole ordeal is part of the ‘cloud’.
 
To: Rebelbase
    Did he want the police to arrest the spiders?
 
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:47:45 PM PST
by 
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both)
 
To: Ciaphas Cain
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:48:40 PM PST
by 
a fool in paradise
(patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
 
To: Ciaphas Cain
    I avoid all “bloody stuff jumpin outta the stomach” movies.
No Aliens for me, ever!
 
To: BenLurkin
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:54:16 PM PST
by 
a fool in paradise
(patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
 
To: Rebelbase
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:55:03 PM PST
by 
Beowulf9
 
To: Rebelbase
    According to the South Euclid Police Department, a 19-year-old man called just before 9 p.m. last Thursday, saying he swallowed a pregnant spider that had given birth in his stomach.Well, to be honest, that is when they're at their peak flavor.
Regards,
 
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:57:05 PM PST
by 
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
 
To: Rebelbase
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posted on 
03/07/2017 8:59:21 PM PST
by 
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
 
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