Alcoholic Camilla Parker Bowles Thrown Into Royal Rehab

National Enquirer ^ | By National ENQUIRER Staff Posted on Feb 21, 2017

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Gin-guzzling trainwreck Camilla has been forced into a hush-hush, home-detox program after humiliating the royal family with her drunken antics — and detonating a horrifying booze-fueled confrontation where she shockingly slapped future queen Kate Middleton! Sources learned that her furious hubby Prince Charles — who fears her boozy bad behavior is destroying any chance he has of becoming king — has confined the Duchess of Cornwall to her quarters in Highgrove.

A team of private detox experts then began secretly trying to dry out the hateful royal with intensive emotional therapy and a 12-step program! But the royal souse and repeated rehab veteran, who fell off the wagon downing huge quantities of vodka and gin, did not go quietly. “When a pair of young nurses tried to explain that she was to remain in her bedroom suite for treatment, Camilla broke free, ran out into the palace and hid,” a royal insider said. “More than two dozen staffers searched high and low for nearly three hours before she was found clutching a bottle of gin she had stashed."

Camilla was discovered in a broom closet off the kitchen, sitting on the floor and swilling warm gin right out of the bottle. She had another bottle with her and it was already empty. “She was so smashed, she couldn’t stand. Staffers got a wheelchair and pushed her back to her room.” Now, Charles has ordered two husky male nurses be on hand 24/7 to make sure Camilla stays put and follows the orders of her rehab therapists.

Camilla’s confinement follows a pair of outrageous drunken episodes. Photographers snapped the duchess happily chugging an enormous glass of red wine late last month as she was honored at the Vintners’ Company, a charity organization promoting English wines! “Camilla’s enthusiasm for the tipple was a huge embarrassment to everyone. You would have thought she’d just walked across the Sahara and was dying of thirst,” says an eyewitness.

But the most outrageous incident came a day later in a palace drawing room where Camilla, slurring her words and reeking of alcohol, cornered Prince William’s wife, Kate -- right in front of a maid. The palace servant later told other staffers that “a staggering drunk” duchess “began cursing out Kate” over having been anointed by Queen Elizabeth, and “then slapped her,” a palace source says.

“She bellowed at Kate, ‘I should be queen! You’re just a common brood mare. No class, no blue blood running through your veins. The crown belongs to me!’” the source said. “Then she reared back and took a big swing at Kate. Fortunately, she was so drunk and wobbly, she mostly missed! But she did graze Kate’s cheek.

Kate was more shocked than injured,” said the source. “And like the perfect lady she is, she just turned her back and slowly walked out of the room, leaving Camilla wallowing on her couch and sobbing into her gin bottle about how she’s been cheated out of her rightful place on the throne.” William was furious after Kate relayed what had happened. He went to his father, Charles, demanding something be done about crazed Camilla. The queen also told Charles to sober up his wife — and exile her to the Bahamas!

The drunken duchess has been sent to rehab twice before on Her Majesty’s orders. Elizabeth was tired of being humiliated at public functions by her daughter-in-law, who also suffers from embarrassing chronic flatulence. In 2012 and 2013, Camilla was secretly shipped off to theSoukya International Holistic Health Centre in Bangalore, India. Staying in the $5,500-a-night presidential suite, Camilla was put on a detox regimen that included yoga, meditation and a low-carb vegetarian diet of mostly soups and salads.

The Ayurvedic Detox program also included induced vomiting, enemas and nasal cleansing to flush out alcohol. Now, Charles finds Camilla’s presence more poisonous than a hangover! He’s offered her a $48 million divorce, trying to get away cheap. But Camilla says the price of his freedom — and her silence — is $527 million. Livid Charles has exiled her to the Bahamas as soon as her rehab is done! Royal courtiers insist Charles wants out and his lawyers are drawing up divorce papers while she struggles to dry out.

[NoCmpromiz]

Can they really skip Prince Charlie the Horsefaced to crown William, or does Charlie have to succumb to the Brit version of Breitbarting (or assuming ambient by other means) first?

[Albion Wilde]

My prediction is that Charles will never be king.

My earnest hope is that your prediction is correct.

[moose07]

Unfortunately the world will have to suffer the Jugeared fool.
Unless the ghost of Diana where to seek its revenge....

[utahagen]

As I wrote, you can rope off stories about the Royals...they are all “fake news”. The rest of the Enquirer stories are legit.

P.S. Even if Charles and Camilla end up getting divorced — and I highly doubt they will — that will not mean this story was not bunk.

[mewzilla]

Update....

Prince Charles’ Plan To Make Camilla ‘Queen’