Skip to comments.Alcoholic Camilla Parker Bowles Thrown Into Royal Rehab
Posted on 02/21/2017 2:12:39 PM PST by drewh
Gin-guzzling trainwreck Camilla has been forced into a hush-hush, home-detox program after humiliating the royal family with her drunken antics and detonating a horrifying booze-fueled confrontation where she shockingly slapped future queen Kate Middleton! Sources learned that her furious hubby Prince Charles who fears her boozy bad behavior is destroying any chance he has of becoming king has confined the Duchess of Cornwall to her quarters in Highgrove.
A team of private detox experts then began secretly trying to dry out the hateful royal with intensive emotional therapy and a 12-step program! But the royal souse and repeated rehab veteran, who fell off the wagon downing huge quantities of vodka and gin, did not go quietly. When a pair of young nurses tried to explain that she was to remain in her bedroom suite for treatment, Camilla broke free, ran out into the palace and hid, a royal insider said. More than two dozen staffers searched high and low for nearly three hours before she was found clutching a bottle of gin she had stashed."
Camilla was discovered in a broom closet off the kitchen, sitting on the floor and swilling warm gin right out of the bottle. She had another bottle with her and it was already empty. She was so smashed, she couldnt stand. Staffers got a wheelchair and pushed her back to her room. Now, Charles has ordered two husky male nurses be on hand 24/7 to make sure Camilla stays put and follows the orders of her rehab therapists.
Camillas confinement follows a pair of outrageous drunken episodes. Photographers snapped the duchess happily chugging an enormous glass of red wine late last month as she was honored at the Vintners Company, a charity organization promoting English wines! Camillas enthusiasm for the tipple was a huge embarrassment to everyone. You would have thought shed just walked across the Sahara and was dying of thirst, says an eyewitness.
But the most outrageous incident came a day later in a palace drawing room where Camilla, slurring her words and reeking of alcohol, cornered Prince Williams wife, Kate -- right in front of a maid. The palace servant later told other staffers that a staggering drunk duchess began cursing out Kate over having been anointed by Queen Elizabeth, and then slapped her, a palace source says.
She bellowed at Kate, I should be queen! Youre just a common brood mare. No class, no blue blood running through your veins. The crown belongs to me! the source said. Then she reared back and took a big swing at Kate. Fortunately, she was so drunk and wobbly, she mostly missed! But she did graze Kates cheek.
Kate was more shocked than injured, said the source. And like the perfect lady she is, she just turned her back and slowly walked out of the room, leaving Camilla wallowing on her couch and sobbing into her gin bottle about how shes been cheated out of her rightful place on the throne. William was furious after Kate relayed what had happened. He went to his father, Charles, demanding something be done about crazed Camilla. The queen also told Charles to sober up his wife and exile her to the Bahamas!
The drunken duchess has been sent to rehab twice before on Her Majestys orders. Elizabeth was tired of being humiliated at public functions by her daughter-in-law, who also suffers from embarrassing chronic flatulence. In 2012 and 2013, Camilla was secretly shipped off to theSoukya International Holistic Health Centre in Bangalore, India. Staying in the $5,500-a-night presidential suite, Camilla was put on a detox regimen that included yoga, meditation and a low-carb vegetarian diet of mostly soups and salads.
The Ayurvedic Detox program also included induced vomiting, enemas and nasal cleansing to flush out alcohol. Now, Charles finds Camillas presence more poisonous than a hangover! Hes offered her a $48 million divorce, trying to get away cheap. But Camilla says the price of his freedom and her silence is $527 million. Livid Charles has exiled her to the Bahamas as soon as her rehab is done! Royal courtiers insist Charles wants out and his lawyers are drawing up divorce papers while she struggles to dry out.
It’s the Will of Allah!
Does anyone ever go back and check how many of these stories turn out to be complete BS?
take her 50 million and be gone..
Kind of reminds you of the Hildabeast’s election night reaction.
” ... has confined the Duchess of Cornwall to her quarters in Highgrove.”
Camilla supposedly doesn’t even live at Highgrove. She lives in her own house nearby. The British taxpayers have been upset about this because they are paying for security at two residences.
I bet something similar gets said in Chappaqua on a fairly regular basis around 8 or 9 at night after Hillary has half a box of Chardonnay in her.
The British Royals remind me of a Lhasa Apsa dog from a puppy mill. They are genetically rotten.
im so glad we rid ourselves of these ruling douchebags hundreds of years ago
She should take the 48 million and go quietly.Otherwise she may get a flying lesson out of a 6th story window.
well? if you were stuck with prince chuckie-poo, you’d drink too
its all of the genetic inbreeding.
I think I’ve seen this movie!!!! BAWHAHAHA!!
The drunken duchess has been sent to rehab twice before on Her Majestys orders. Elizabeth was tired of being humiliated at public functions by her daughter-in-law, who also suffers from embarrassing chronic flatulence.
True or not, that's funny. I don't care who you are.
Hey,Chuckie, how does your first wife feel about the situation? Oh, wait........!
i call BS. What do I know, though?
She’s 70 years old and worth millions in her own right as a Cubitt family heiress.
I've been read the Enquirer for forty years and most of its stories in the last 30 years have been 100% accurate — really. When they've made mistakes, such as the time they claimed some guy was the recently departed Philip Seymour Hoffman's “homosexual lover”, the paper owns up to the mistake completely. HOWEVER, the big exception to the accuracy rule involves the British Royals. The stories the Enquirer runs about the Royals are 90% nonsense. This one is an example. Camilla Parker-Jones Windsor very well may be a functioning alcoholic — but, so what? Most of the British aristos over, say, 50 are sots. I'd bet every other detail of this story is fabricated. The Enquirer has ZERO worry of being sued when it comes to anything ti publishes about the Royals, so it always has published any rubbish it likes.
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