Posted on 02/21/2017 2:12:39 PM PST by drewh
Gin-guzzling trainwreck Camilla has been forced into a hush-hush, home-detox program after humiliating the royal family with her drunken antics — and detonating a horrifying booze-fueled confrontation where she shockingly slapped future queen Kate Middleton! Sources learned that her furious hubby Prince Charles — who fears her boozy bad behavior is destroying any chance he has of becoming king — has confined the Duchess of Cornwall to her quarters in Highgrove.
A team of private detox experts then began secretly trying to dry out the hateful royal with intensive emotional therapy and a 12-step program! But the royal souse and repeated rehab veteran, who fell off the wagon downing huge quantities of vodka and gin, did not go quietly. “When a pair of young nurses tried to explain that she was to remain in her bedroom suite for treatment, Camilla broke free, ran out into the palace and hid,” a royal insider said. “More than two dozen staffers searched high and low for nearly three hours before she was found clutching a bottle of gin she had stashed."
Camilla was discovered in a broom closet off the kitchen, sitting on the floor and swilling warm gin right out of the bottle. She had another bottle with her and it was already empty. “She was so smashed, she couldn’t stand. Staffers got a wheelchair and pushed her back to her room.” Now, Charles has ordered two husky male nurses be on hand 24/7 to make sure Camilla stays put and follows the orders of her rehab therapists.
Camilla’s confinement follows a pair of outrageous drunken episodes. Photographers snapped the duchess happily chugging an enormous glass of red wine late last month as she was honored at the Vintners’ Company, a charity organization promoting English wines! “Camilla’s enthusiasm for the tipple was a huge embarrassment to everyone. You would have thought she’d just walked across the Sahara and was dying of thirst,” says an eyewitness.
But the most outrageous incident came a day later in a palace drawing room where Camilla, slurring her words and reeking of alcohol, cornered Prince William’s wife, Kate -- right in front of a maid. The palace servant later told other staffers that “a staggering drunk” duchess “began cursing out Kate” over having been anointed by Queen Elizabeth, and “then slapped her,” a palace source says.
“She bellowed at Kate, ‘I should be queen! You’re just a common brood mare. No class, no blue blood running through your veins. The crown belongs to me!’” the source said. “Then she reared back and took a big swing at Kate. Fortunately, she was so drunk and wobbly, she mostly missed! But she did graze Kate’s cheek.
Kate was more shocked than injured,” said the source. “And like the perfect lady she is, she just turned her back and slowly walked out of the room, leaving Camilla wallowing on her couch and sobbing into her gin bottle about how she’s been cheated out of her rightful place on the throne.” William was furious after Kate relayed what had happened. He went to his father, Charles, demanding something be done about crazed Camilla. The queen also told Charles to sober up his wife — and exile her to the Bahamas!
The drunken duchess has been sent to rehab twice before on Her Majesty’s orders. Elizabeth was tired of being humiliated at public functions by her daughter-in-law, who also suffers from embarrassing chronic flatulence. In 2012 and 2013, Camilla was secretly shipped off to theSoukya International Holistic Health Centre in Bangalore, India. Staying in the $5,500-a-night presidential suite, Camilla was put on a detox regimen that included yoga, meditation and a low-carb vegetarian diet of mostly soups and salads.
The Ayurvedic Detox program also included induced vomiting, enemas and nasal cleansing to flush out alcohol. Now, Charles finds Camilla’s presence more poisonous than a hangover! He’s offered her a $48 million divorce, trying to get away cheap. But Camilla says the price of his freedom — and her silence — is $527 million. Livid Charles has exiled her to the Bahamas as soon as her rehab is done! Royal courtiers insist Charles wants out and his lawyers are drawing up divorce papers while she struggles to dry out.
nounnoun: souse; plural noun: souses
It helps even less when the peasant stock is already ‘cray cray’.
That’s a train wreck baked in right there. And we thought his mom/dad’s marriage was bad news.
I think they’re just so relieved Harry is in love, hoping he will get married before he gets syphylis or worse...
*chortle*
Although I suspect if he was going to get some unfortunate microbe he’d have already acquired it.
It’s a good thing he’s not the first born. He’s very entertaining though.
Certain members of the House of Windsor have gotten up to a lot of no-good. And sex scandals and drug addiction are the least of it.
Likely Camilla would not get the title ‘Queen’. The husband of Queen Elizabeth, for example, is Prince Phillip. It’s actually a murky subject, but I’d bet for technical reasons that consorts won’t get the top title.
BTW, Charles is 68 and Camilla is older than him. They’re poor subjects for gossip.
Did Mountbatten come from greek royalty or some weird thing like that.
I don’t think we have to worry much about Charles and his wife.
He must rue the day he married Diana.
Phillip is from Danish and Greek royalty.
Phillip and Elizabeth II are both descendants of Queen Victoria, who was also the the grandmother or ggrandmother of royalty in Sweden, Norway, and Spain. Victoria’s husband, Prince Albert, was German.
Those Royals are like our Welfare population. They should all get jobs.
I love him anyway. At a distance.
I could have gone on forever, without hearing about the misfortunes of a elderly woman with drinking problems, let alone reporting on her problems with flatulence. Tacky, tacky, tacky. I guess I’m glad I’m not famous, so that I can pass gas without some reporter feeling like the world needs to be told.
I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m really looking forward to it!
Ed
Wasn’t that an EXCELLENT Who episode!
Ed
Isn’t that admirable?
I’ve always admired her...thanks for posting that!
ed
Amen!
He should’ve married Cressida...
Hah hah, they DO!
Se ya’,
Ed
Medicine for the Elites is so far advanced than medicine for us plebs. Look how Prince Philip was brought back from the dead a couple of years ago. There are cures for so many diseases that they want the rest of us to die from.
No idea.
Not really interested in that part of the Royal menagerie.
I would say a step worth missing on the way to Harry or William.
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