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Agents confiscate 13 pounds of horse genitals at airport
WEAR-TV3 Pensacola ^ | Thursday, February 16th 2017 | Staff

Posted on 02/17/2017 8:59:45 AM PST by Red Badger

STERLING, Va — Authorities at a Virginia airport encountered some unusual baggage when they confiscated 13 pounds of horse genitals and a total of 42 pounds of horsemeat from two women arriving from Mongolia Jan. 29.

The two women landed at the Washington Dulles International Airport last month when authorities discovered the meat concealed inside juice boxes, a release from US Customs and Border Protection said.

When the women landed, the release said the women were forwarded for a routine agriculture examination. During the examination, agriculture specialists found a combined 42 pounds of meat described as "horsemeat and other ruminant meat, including 13 pounds of horse genitals, and three liters of yak milk."

The women told authorities the horse genitals were for "medicinal purposes."

The discovery rivaled other finds -- "from charred full monkeys, to voodoo ceremony tools, to cocaine concealed inside the cavity of fully cooked chickens, to live sea horses and giant African land snails," the release described.

Authorities said horsemeat is prohibited from entering the US "if it is not accompanied by an official government horsemeat certification from the country or government it originates."

CBP incinerated the food products and declined to bring criminal charges against the women.



TOPICS: Agriculture; Food; Pets/Animals; Travel
KEYWORDS: horsemeat
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To: Red Badger

Or as being reported by the Fake News,,,,,

“TSA gropes genitals at Airport!”


41 posted on 02/17/2017 9:51:35 AM PST by nevergore
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To: SparkyBass

As one female programmer at our company used to say, rather shyly, about certain foods like this... “... it make your man strong!”


Let me guess she was Chinese? I use to work for a Chinese IT company. Those women are not as timid as you think I’ve been out with them in when they’re drunk and I’m the only white guy they get quite crazy

I also use to work with a Vietnamese woman that had a French father made for a very strange combo. She has a very unAsian woman big tall Brickhouse body(thick curvy hourglass big boobs and ghetto booty) and was alway hotter then a three dollar pistol

I love meeting people that break all stereotypes


42 posted on 02/17/2017 9:52:09 AM PST by tophat9000 (Tophat9000)
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To: tophat9000

I was thinking it, just forgot to type it! Yes, Chinese, 1st gen immigrant. Really fun, really cool, but the “it good for your man” line had us rolling!


43 posted on 02/17/2017 9:55:20 AM PST by SparkyBass
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To: Red Badger

Wilbur, what are you doing with that suitcase!?


44 posted on 02/17/2017 9:57:23 AM PST by Flick Lives
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To: Red Badger

We did the same in prison. The inmates would ask what’s for lunch..... horsesc—k sandwiches.


45 posted on 02/17/2017 9:58:52 AM PST by morphing libertarian
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To: Ann Archy

Mongols have to do SOMETHING with all those surplus ponies once they can no longer gallop across the Gobi Desert.

Think of it as Mongolian recycling.


46 posted on 02/17/2017 9:59:43 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: elcid1970

Just bringing in the ground-up horse genitials that Americans refuse to bring. . .


47 posted on 02/17/2017 10:09:39 AM PST by LibsRJerks
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To: Red Badger
It seems the real crime was attempting to conceal it in juice boxes. They needed...


48 posted on 02/17/2017 10:19:57 AM PST by Organic Panic (Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family From Public Housing - MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
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To: Red Badger; martin_fierro

Does Martin still run a Mangled (Horse) Genitals ping?


49 posted on 02/17/2017 10:23:43 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Trump needs to send the National Guard to our US airports. Now!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I didn’t know there was one!..................


50 posted on 02/17/2017 10:24:48 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
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To: Red Badger

Oh yes.

They are what makes FR so great.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3522834/posts?page=42#42


51 posted on 02/17/2017 10:37:06 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Trump needs to send the National Guard to our US airports. Now!!)
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To: Red Badger

Send them to the obama mcmansion in DC so they can be reunited with a couple of horse’s asses.


52 posted on 02/17/2017 10:43:27 AM PST by DPMD
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To: Red Badger
At the Chengdu meeting of the annual Chinese Medical Exhibition, in the section for products used in traditional Chinese medicine, my host and I walked past a stand with a stack of cartons containing what looked like long tree roots. The emblem on the package was a buck deer. I asked him "Is that what I think it is?" He just smiled and said yes. Then he laughed when I said "Well, now I know why female deer run so fast".

Dried animal parts are a very big (and expensive) part of traditional Asian medicine, usually used to treating ailments in the equivalent areas of human patients. Deer gear is their version of Viagra. Mongolians must think along the same lines with horse hoses.

53 posted on 02/17/2017 10:47:20 AM PST by katana
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To: Ann Archy

No kidding! When the vet would come to geld horses at the ranch I used to manage the dogs knew they were going to get a treat, but I would never have imagined that people would want to eat them. Yuck!


54 posted on 02/17/2017 10:58:24 AM PST by CarolAnn
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To: katana

Mongolian BBQ..............

55 posted on 02/17/2017 10:59:06 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
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To: Red Badger

All cultures are equal. Repeat.


56 posted on 02/17/2017 11:22:08 AM PST by Albion Wilde ("January 20, 2017, will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again.")
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To: Albion Wilde

We got people who eat chitlins!
The Mongolians probably think that is disgusting!........


57 posted on 02/17/2017 11:28:25 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
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To: Red Badger
"Welcome back to the States, Mr. Drill. Got anything to declare?"

"Na-a-a-a-a-ay!"

58 posted on 02/17/2017 11:29:11 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Red Badger

The suspects were identified as Yu Si Wang of Ulan Batoor and Wo Dat Kok of Ulaangom.


59 posted on 02/17/2017 12:05:19 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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