Agents confiscate 13 pounds of horse genitals at airport

WEAR-TV3 Pensacola ^ | Thursday, February 16th 2017 | Staff

[nevergore]

Or as being reported by the Fake News,,,,,

“TSA gropes genitals at Airport!”

[tophat9000]

As one female programmer at our company used to say, rather shyly, about certain foods like this... “... it make your man strong!”

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Let me guess she was Chinese? I use to work for a Chinese IT company. Those women are not as timid as you think I’ve been out with them in when they’re drunk and I’m the only white guy they get quite crazy

I also use to work with a Vietnamese woman that had a French father made for a very strange combo. She has a very unAsian woman big tall Brickhouse body(thick curvy hourglass big boobs and ghetto booty) and was alway hotter then a three dollar pistol

I love meeting people that break all stereotypes

[SparkyBass]

I was thinking it, just forgot to type it! Yes, Chinese, 1st gen immigrant. Really fun, really cool, but the “it good for your man” line had us rolling!

[Flick Lives]

Wilbur, what are you doing with that suitcase!?

[morphing libertarian]

We did the same in prison. The inmates would ask what’s for lunch..... horsesc—k sandwiches.

[elcid1970]

Mongols have to do SOMETHING with all those surplus ponies once they can no longer gallop across the Gobi Desert.

Think of it as Mongolian recycling.

[LibsRJerks]

Just bringing in the ground-up horse genitials that Americans refuse to bring. . .

[Organic Panic]

It seems the real crime was attempting to conceal it in juice boxes. They needed...

[Responsibility2nd]

Does Martin still run a Mangled (Horse) Genitals ping?

[Red Badger]

I didn’t know there was one!..................

[Responsibility2nd]

Oh yes.

They are what makes FR so great.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3522834/posts?page=42#42

[DPMD]

Send them to the obama mcmansion in DC so they can be reunited with a couple of horse’s asses.

[katana]

At the Chengdu meeting of the annual Chinese Medical Exhibition, in the section for products used in traditional Chinese medicine, my host and I walked past a stand with a stack of cartons containing what looked like long tree roots. The emblem on the package was a buck deer. I asked him "Is that what I think it is?" He just smiled and said yes. Then he laughed when I said "Well, now I know why female deer run so fast".

Dried animal parts are a very big (and expensive) part of traditional Asian medicine, usually used to treating ailments in the equivalent areas of human patients. Deer gear is their version of Viagra. Mongolians must think along the same lines with horse hoses.

[CarolAnn]

No kidding! When the vet would come to geld horses at the ranch I used to manage the dogs knew they were going to get a treat, but I would never have imagined that people would want to eat them. Yuck!

[Red Badger]

Mongolian BBQ..............

[Albion Wilde]

All cultures are equal. Repeat.

[Red Badger]

We got people who eat chitlins!
The Mongolians probably think that is disgusting!........

[Billthedrill]

"Welcome back to the States, Mr. Drill. Got anything to declare?"

"Na-a-a-a-a-ay!"

[Buckeye McFrog]

The suspects were identified as Yu Si Wang of Ulan Batoor and Wo Dat Kok of Ulaangom.