Posted on 02/07/2017 10:42:28 PM PST by nickcarraway
With few exceptions, New York has always been a round-pie, thin-crust town. (They don’t call it a “regular” slice for nothing.) Recently, though, the square has stepped into the spotlight, thanks largely to an obscure midwestern interloper called Detroit-style pizza, which arrived in Williamsburg last spring and proceeded to give our hometown Sicilian something of an inferiority complex. Luckily, a local movement was happening at the same time, with talented bakers reinvigorating old forms like the grandma pie and the upside-down Sicilian, and rogue Italian pizzaioli rebelling against the Neapolitan orthodoxy with newfangled Roman pizza al taglio and souped-up focaccia. The hottest pies of the moment don’t sag or flop or fold. And who can resist pizza dough that’s essentially fried to a crisp along the edges and on the bottom in a well-oiled pan? That’s the beauty of the square. It’s made of sturdier stuff for worrisome times — firmer crusts, deeper doughs, longer bakes, and heartier toppings. Here, a taxonomy of styles and where to find them.
The Unrounds
GRANDMA
Thin-to-medium-thin pan pizza that references the pies nonnas baked at home for their families. It’s said that the name, if not the style, made its debut at King Umberto’s on Long Island in the ’80s. Brooklyn-born pie man Nino Coniglio, whose passion for pizza takes both retro and newfangled forms, has spread the grandma gospel around town at both locations of Williamsburg Pizza (265 Union Ave., Williamsburg, and 277 Broome St.) and at Brooklyn Pizza Crew (758 Nostrand Ave., Crown Heights).
DETROIT
It’s twice baked, and the sauce goes on top of the cheese, but Detroit-style pizza is all about the racy, lacy, Friulian-frico-like fence of fromage that forms around the edges. Cooked in special steel pans with tall, angled sides (originally, trays for holding automotive parts), it’s not unlike some ethereal cross between Sicilian and Chicago deep dish. Buddy’s Rendezvous in Detroit invented it in 1946, and Emmy Squared (364 Grand St., Williamsburg) made it a thing in Brooklyn 70 years later. Emmy chef Matt Hyland shared tips and resources with Dale Talde, who serves several creatively topped versions at Massoni (11 E. 31st St.), and Williamsburg Pizza’s Coniglio occasionally offers a semi-secret riff he calls “Not Detroit Style,” so as not to provoke purists—or maybe it’s to dismiss them.
PIZZA AL TAGLIO
Roman-style bakery pizza, long planks of dough cooked in pans or directly on the oven floor and cut into crisp, thin squares (al taglio means “by the slice”). Antico Forno on Rome’s Campo dei Fiori is famous for it, and in New York, so is Sullivan St Bakery (533 W. 47th St.). At Grand Central’s Prova Pizzabar (89 E. 42nd St.), Donatella Arpaia makes an impressive (and much more robust) hybrid version from great ingredients more often associated with Naples-style pizza.
SICILIAN
Tall, soft, and spongy, the Sicilian square is characterized by a dough that’s given ample time to rise. L&B Spumoni Gardens in Bensonhurst (2725 86th St.), where they heap the tomato sauce on top of the cheese instead of the other way around, is a mecca for aficionados of this New York style that, oddly enough, some say doesn’t really exist in Sicily. (See sfinciuni.)
SFINCIUNI
This focaccialike Sicilian-bakery pizza garnished with onions, anchovy, and bread crumbs is the precursor to the New York Sicilian style. If you time it right, you can get it at Prince Street Pizza in Nolita (27 Prince St.), where it goes under the alias Broadway Breadcrumb, and also at Brooklyn Pizza Crew.
THIN-CRUST SICILIAN
It’s a bit of an oxymoron in that the defining characteristic of the New York Sicilian style is its puffy height. Essentially, TCS is what is now more commonly referred to as grandma style. But Rizzo’s in Astoria (30-13 Steinway St.) has been calling its exceptionally crunchy squares thin-crust Sicilian since 1959.
FOCACCIA
Flatbread ancestor to pizza of many permutations. The variously topped version at Eataly (200 Fifth Ave. and 101 Liberty St.) is soft and springy with a superrich flavor derived from great olive oil and long fermentation. Strictly speaking, it may not be pizza, but it looks like pizza, it tastes like pizza, and it’s among the most delicious squares of dough you’ll find in New York or anywhere.
PIZZA IN PALA
Twice-baked pizza served on a wooden pala (paddle), and similar in style to hearth-baked pizza al taglio, but thicker and softer with a thick, slightly pronounced cornicione. At the otherwise Neapolitan pizzeria, Ribalta (48 E. 12th St.), it starts off square, but ends up sliced into triangles — funnily en ough, the exact opposite of those round midwestern-style pizzas served sliced into tiny squares known as “party cut.”
Here in DFW we have iFratelli Pizza, a single restaurant location with a network of delivery outlets. Their moniker is "Never Trust a Round Pizza!"
Ping!
Pizza Ping
Either shape will do just fine. The key is always flavor and texture. I want the crust to be chewable without being like bubble gum. I want the toppings to have flavor without being overly spiced up. I’m somewhat lactose intolerant, so I have to rock the boat by asking for ‘very little cheese’, which always gets me funny looks.
I want the toppings to have enough tomato sauce to stay in place as I eat it. I’m open to Polish Sausage, Canadian Bacon or even Bob Evans Sausage instead of Pepperoni. Sometimes Pepperoni is very salty, slick in texture and as tough as beef jerky. Not a good thing.
It seems like no big deal, until someone comes along with the square hamburger. We’ll be drinking out of square glasses, with square straws, and paying with square money (although we do that anyway). It’s a slippery slope that could eventually lead to genetically engineered cows, chickens, apples, and tomatoes—all square. There are reasons why things are round, and not just because they roll easier. But that’s one.
what next, square tires?
does square pizza taste better than round pizza?
L7, daddio.
I’ve never EVER heard of Sicilian pizza as a “squire’ pie.
Maybe somewhere out west.
My mother when she was still able to made the BEST Sicilian home made pizza and cavetelli in the world.
Grandma used to grate slightly stale pizza for hours to make the breadcrumbs for the meatballs.
“Square” pizza.
Who writes this stuff?
FOCACCIA..If you’re gonna eat Sicilian pizza, put the ###ing cheese on it. Never had a use for focaccia.
Unless I was starving and it was all that was around.
I don’t think so. I prefer the NYC “regular”, ROUND pizza and the first pizza ever had, was in Pa. and it was SQUARE. And that was long before these “hipsters’” parents were out of diapers...or perhaps even born.
And "CHICAGO PIZZA" not only stinks, but is about as "ITALIAN", as chow mein is authentic Chinese food.
lol!
Tomato farmers got genetically-modified SQUARE tomatoes because they can pack more of them in a shipping box
unforunuately they also lost any taste
so now we “progress” from square tomaters to square pizzas?
is this really progress???
PLEASE tell me you know about Sicilian pizza being square forever.
If not, you REALLY SHOULDN’T be posting to this thread.
Sorry.
PLEASE tell me you know about Sicilian pizza being square forever.
If not, you REALLY SHOULDN’T be posting to this thread.
Sorry.
YES. It needed to be said twice :)
yes yes i have seen square pizzas before
(and i didnt know that the pizza thread was restricted)
and anyway the article is still amusing, thank you
:)
It’s the equivalent of me commenting on southern BBQ sauce :)
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