Posted on 02/03/2017 3:50:15 PM PST by Morgana
Must have been that NAAAAsty woman Ashley Judd.
He stopped the relationship before she broke his heart.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart...
I didn’t know you were going to serve it up with stuffing and cranberry sauce...
Per the article:
The man told police that he had a difficult time fighting her off because of her weight, and that the two did not get into an argument or altercation before the attack.
He was taken to Harborview Medical Center with serious injuries, including a punctured lung, but is expected to recover.
Police found the woman in the parking lot with the knife still in her pocket.
When police questioned her, she said she wanted to become a serial killer and stab her victim to death.
“I’m a loon,” she reportedly told police when they interviewed her.
She also told police that she planned to eat her date’s heart.
Geez, and I thought I was grossed out enough reading another story earlier. It was about two contagious guys getting it on inside of a Bed, Bath and Beyond.
They had to put the responding officers on leave for fear of contaminating the dept.
Laz, It was the one on the left, not the cute redhead on the right of the pic.
You would hit it with what?..LOL
Must have read ‘To Serve Man’.
“Must have been that NAAAAsty woman Ashley Judd.”
....or that bat-shiite crazy moonbat professor from NYU last night!
Laz, when you die, I fully expect this will be the type of way you will go! Of course, with a smile on your face.
Rodeo Inn Motel?
There’s the problem right there! At a minimum you should only meet folk a Westin.
Was she inspired by the speakers at the Pussy Hat March?
I don’t think that I’ve ever been that drunk.
Did she have any fava beans and Chianti?
It was just a Spirit Cooking dinner. What’s all the fuss?
“Oh, here she comes...”
*applause*
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