[NormsRevenge]

31 pounds total. .. seven bricks of cocaine, worth at least $14,000 a pound.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I’ll bet there are some VERY nervous people working at American Airlines after THAT discovery!

[DoodleDawg]

...31 pounds of cocaine that was accidentally discovered stashed in the nose...

Am I the only one who sees the irony in that?

[posterchild]

Somehow ‘put this in your nose and it will help you fly’ got misinterpreted.

[Doogle]

..somebody’s gonna die

[oh8eleven]

If they can get away with stashing drugs, how long before someone stashes a bomb?

[SkyDancer]

Waiting for the airplane jokes on this. "Where else would you put it but up in the nose?"

[NormsRevenge]

Now you know why some planes smile or used to..

[CaptainAmiigaf]

Now who could have been waiting to collect that stuff later in the day? How does he explain the plane NOT being where it was supposed to be?
Movie plots have been filmed over circumstances like this.
Lots of dead people at the end.

[Red Badger]

[CrazyIvan]

“cocaine that was accidentally discovered stashed in the nose”

Officials became suspicious when the 737 was clocked at mach 3 on radar.

[RegulatorCountry]

They should see what’s gone up Bill Clinton’s nose.

[Professional]

Just look around any airport in the country and look at the type of folks that are working there. Any surprises? Hell, many of them are garbage bag wearing MUZZIES.

[Boogieman]

Seems like a low estimate, unless cocaine has decreased in value quite a bit over the last decade or so.