Bardstown man accused of assaulting woman with frozen sausage

Wave 3 NBC News ^ | 1/24/2017 | Joey Brown

[tekrat]

Police said Derek Kielser, 24, struck an infant before hitting a woman in the head with a frozen sausage log.

Kiesler faces felony assault charges.

[dfwgator]

Good thing he didn’t attack her with Fresh Fruit.

[faithhopecharity]

He put his sausage in the freezer? Wouldn’t a viagra be easier?

[Jim W N]

frozen sausage log

Is that what they're calling it?

[Red Badger]

Kielbasa?
Hard Salami?.................

[lee martell]

I need to get my mind outta the gutter!

[VRWCarea51]

I bet she’ll never ask him “where’s the Beef” again.

[Liz]

LOL......you’re funny.

[Boogieman]

[Celtic Conservative]

Wow, between this and the Gwyneth Paltrow “steamed vagina/jade egg” thread there’s a lot of low hanging fruit on the site today.

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[Liz]

Sucker even hit the girl's nine month old baby w/ frozen meat....
broke the baby's chin.

[Ezekiel]

Good thing he didn’t attack her with Fresh Fruit.

It doesn't appear to have been self defense.

[freedomlover]

Or pointed sticks . . .

[dfwgator]

SHUT UP!

[I want the USA back]

Keep that sausage under control.

[freedomlover]

Sorry, I was getting all high and mighty!

[Ezekiel]

[freedomlover]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[GSWarrior]

Is there a link to the story?

[Jonah Hex]

What a brat....