[dfwgator]

Good thing he didn’t attack her with Fresh Fruit.

[faithhopecharity]

He put his sausage in the freezer? Wouldn’t a viagra be easier?

[Jim W N]

frozen sausage log

Is that what they're calling it?

[Red Badger]

Kielbasa?
Hard Salami?.................

[lee martell]

I need to get my mind outta the gutter!

[VRWCarea51]

I bet she’ll never ask him “where’s the Beef” again.

[Celtic Conservative]

Wow, between this and the Gwyneth Paltrow “steamed vagina/jade egg” thread there’s a lot of low hanging fruit on the site today.

CC

[Liz]

Sucker even hit the girl's nine month old baby w/ frozen meat....
broke the baby's chin.

[I want the USA back]

Keep that sausage under control.

[GSWarrior]

Is there a link to the story?

[Jonah Hex]

What a brat....

[Disambiguator]

I think we have the wurst possible outcome in this situation.

[RightGeek]

[mikrofon]

I never sausage a thing;!

[Buckeye McFrog]

Paging Lt. Frank Drebbin....

[deadrock]

[JusPasenThru]

It’s tough to get a conviction in Bardstown, because everyone’s DNA is the same, and dental records are of no value as no one has any teeth.

[Intolerant in NJ]

Frozen sausage - no; cigar - si......

[PLMerite]

Fresh, not frozen:

[COBOL2Java]

"So you say he hit you in the head with his frozen sausage?"