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Bardstown man accused of assaulting woman with frozen sausage
Wave 3 NBC News ^
| 1/24/2017
| Joey Brown
Posted on 01/24/2017 12:05:14 PM PST by tekrat
Police said Derek Kielser, 24, struck an infant before hitting a woman in the head with a frozen sausage log.
Kiesler faces felony assault charges.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: assault; bardstown; kielser; sausage
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To: tekrat
I think we have the wurst possible outcome in this situation.
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posted on
01/24/2017 12:30:23 PM PST
by
Disambiguator
(Keepin' it analog.)
To: tekrat
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posted on
01/24/2017 12:31:56 PM PST
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Red Badger
Kielbasa?Polish AK - Assault Kielbasa.
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posted on
01/24/2017 12:34:53 PM PST
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: tekrat
I never sausage a thing;!
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posted on
01/24/2017 12:38:32 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Kieslers Killer Kielbasa)
To: mikrofon
Has he been “linked” to any other assaults?
CC
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posted on
01/24/2017 12:43:52 PM PST
by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: Ezekiel
To: tekrat
Paging Lt. Frank Drebbin....
To: Celtic Conservative
Yes. He confessed during his ride in “pattie” wagon.
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posted on
01/24/2017 12:49:13 PM PST
by
ConservativeWarrior
(Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. - Japanese proverb)
To: faithhopecharity
But a frozen sausage would be hard.
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posted on
01/24/2017 12:50:59 PM PST
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: ConservativeWarrior
Wiener we gonna stop with these horrible puns? not soon, because this thread just took a turn for the wurst.
CC
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posted on
01/24/2017 12:55:31 PM PST
by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: tekrat
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posted on
01/24/2017 1:02:10 PM PST
by
deadrock
(I is someone else.)
To: Disambiguator
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posted on
01/24/2017 1:03:28 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: tekrat
It’s tough to get a conviction in Bardstown, because everyone’s DNA is the same, and dental records are of no value as no one has any teeth.
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posted on
01/24/2017 1:48:14 PM PST
by
JusPasenThru
(SJW is the weaponization of compassion.)
To: GSWarrior
“Police allege that Kiesler struck his girlfriend several times in the face and arms and even hit the baby, busting the childs chin.
After dragging the woman down a hallway, Kiesler grabbed a frozen log of sausage from the freezer and struck her in the head with it. When the woman sought to dial 911, Kiesler smashed her fingers until she dropped the phone, cops charge.”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/frozen-sausage-assault-372896
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posted on
01/24/2017 2:19:21 PM PST
by
bgill
(From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
To: tekrat
Frozen sausage - no; cigar - si......
To: tekrat
Fresh, not frozen:
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posted on
01/24/2017 2:41:51 PM PST
by
PLMerite
(Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen.)
To: tekrat
"So you say he hit you in the head with his frozen sausage?"
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posted on
01/24/2017 2:48:56 PM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(1 Tim 2:1-3)
To: Celtic Conservative
Wiener we gonna stop with these horrible puns? not soon, because this thread just took a turn for the wurst. No kidding:
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posted on
01/24/2017 5:24:07 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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