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Bardstown man accused of assaulting woman with frozen sausage
Wave 3 NBC News ^ | 1/24/2017 | Joey Brown

Posted on 01/24/2017 12:05:14 PM PST by tekrat

Police said Derek Kielser, 24, struck an infant before hitting a woman in the head with a frozen sausage log.

Kiesler faces felony assault charges.

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: assault; bardstown; kielser; sausage
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To: tekrat

I think we have the wurst possible outcome in this situation.


21 posted on 01/24/2017 12:30:23 PM PST by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: tekrat

22 posted on 01/24/2017 12:31:56 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Red Badger
Kielbasa?

Polish AK - Assault Kielbasa.

23 posted on 01/24/2017 12:34:53 PM PST by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: tekrat

I never sausage a thing;!


24 posted on 01/24/2017 12:38:32 PM PST by mikrofon (Kieslers Killer Kielbasa)
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To: mikrofon

Has he been “linked” to any other assaults?

CC


25 posted on 01/24/2017 12:43:52 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: Ezekiel

Great!


26 posted on 01/24/2017 12:44:40 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them!)
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To: tekrat

Paging Lt. Frank Drebbin....


27 posted on 01/24/2017 12:45:26 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Celtic Conservative

Yes. He confessed during his ride in “pattie” wagon.


28 posted on 01/24/2017 12:49:13 PM PST by ConservativeWarrior (Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. - Japanese proverb)
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To: faithhopecharity

But a frozen sausage would be hard.


29 posted on 01/24/2017 12:50:59 PM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: ConservativeWarrior

Wiener we gonna stop with these horrible puns? not soon, because this thread just took a turn for the wurst.

CC


30 posted on 01/24/2017 12:55:31 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: tekrat

31 posted on 01/24/2017 1:02:10 PM PST by deadrock (I is someone else.)
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To: Disambiguator

32 posted on 01/24/2017 1:03:28 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: tekrat

It’s tough to get a conviction in Bardstown, because everyone’s DNA is the same, and dental records are of no value as no one has any teeth.


33 posted on 01/24/2017 1:48:14 PM PST by JusPasenThru (SJW is the weaponization of compassion.)
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To: GSWarrior

“Police allege that Kiesler struck his girlfriend “several times in the face and arms” and even hit the baby, “busting the child’s chin.”

After dragging the woman down a hallway, Kiesler “grabbed a frozen log of sausage from the freezer and struck her in the head with it.” When the woman sought to dial 911, Kiesler smashed her fingers until she dropped the phone, cops charge.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/frozen-sausage-assault-372896


34 posted on 01/24/2017 2:19:21 PM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: tekrat

Frozen sausage - no; cigar - si......


35 posted on 01/24/2017 2:34:47 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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To: tekrat
Fresh, not frozen:


36 posted on 01/24/2017 2:41:51 PM PST by PLMerite (Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen.)
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To: tekrat

"So you say he hit you in the head with his frozen sausage?"


37 posted on 01/24/2017 2:48:56 PM PST by COBOL2Java (1 Tim 2:1-3)
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To: Celtic Conservative
Wiener we gonna stop with these horrible puns? not soon, because this thread just took a turn for the wurst.

No kidding:


38 posted on 01/24/2017 5:24:07 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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