In honor of National Cheese Lover Day
Here is some cheesy memes....
And now we begin a new chapter....
But there needs to be some control
Some will need this today and going forward....
And for some...
and
Posted on 01/20/2017 5:03:03 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Top 5
Today the silly fa***t leaves the White House and America can breath a sigh of relief.
Happy Friday to you.
Trump becomes the 45th President - Yaay!
A great day for our Republic!!
Other silliness...
h/t Leo
The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill out this form.''
He was filling the form until he came to the question, ''Are you circumcised?''
So he asked the receptionist, "Why is that question asked? What possible difference could my circumcision make?"
She replied, "Sir, if you are circumcised you are not eligible".
Becoming a little miffed, he asked, "And why is that?"
She replied, "Well, you see sir, to become a politician, you have to be a complete prick”.
In each picture the man has something stuck in his teeth. Yuck! Perfect time for some dental floss.
But did you also notice:
I can't afford anti depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo.
I invested all my money in revolving doors and paper towels. I got wiped out before I could turn around.
Q: What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? A: Hop in.
The man said, "Shake what your mamma gave ya!" So I did and the lid came off the Tupperware bowl and now I'm covered in beef stew.
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation...
Stair lifts, they're driving me up the wall.
Q: What’s the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
A: One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.
HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY!!!!!
Let Silliness Reign!
BTW, did you hear that Kraft is opening a new cheese plant in Israel?
They're calling it.... Cheeses of Nazareth!
After the first round of electoral votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.
They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm.
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.
Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheating’ son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going to follow and to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total!
That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”
And this story, ... tells you all you need to know about the difference between a successful businessman and a career politician!
TOP 15 ?? SILLY!!
This is the best Friday Silliness EVER !!!!
Good Morning! :-)
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