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1 posted on 01/20/2017 5:03:03 AM PST by Lucky9teen

2 posted on 01/20/2017 5:06:46 AM PST by Dacula (I have a disease called AWESOME, you would not understand it since you don't have it.)

3 posted on 01/20/2017 5:07:41 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ~ Vote!)

Today the silly fa***t leaves the White House and America can breath a sigh of relief.

Happy Friday to you.

4 posted on 01/20/2017 5:09:39 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)

Top 10!

Trump becomes the 45th President - Yaay!

5 posted on 01/20/2017 5:11:28 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim (Hillary Clinton: the official candidate of the National Sleep Foundation)

6 posted on 01/20/2017 5:11:40 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ~ Vote!)

Top 10, maybe. What a glorious day for our Republic!

Special Silliness for Donald J. Trump's Inaguration as the 45th President
Thank Goodness!!

h/t deoetdoctrinae

Other silliness...

h/t Leo

A man walks into the Election Office, and says to the receptionist: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate."

The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill out this form.''

He was filling the form until he came to the question, ''Are you circumcised?''

So he asked the receptionist, "Why is that question asked? What possible difference could my circumcision make?"

She replied, "Sir, if you are circumcised you are not eligible".

Becoming a little miffed, he asked, "And why is that?"

She replied, "Well, you see sir, to become a politician, you have to be a complete prick”.

Colgate has created an ingenious advertising campaign to promote their dental floss. Notice anything about the following three pictures?

In each picture the man has something stuck in his teeth. Yuck! Perfect time for some dental floss.

But did you also notice:

The woman in the first picture has six fingers on her left hand
There is a phantom arm around the man in the second picture
The man in the third picture has only one ear

Colgate's message is that we're more likely to notice something stuck in the men's teeth than we are the other things.

Some quickies:

I can't afford anti depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo.

I invested all my money in revolving doors and paper towels. I got wiped out before I could turn around.

Q: What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? A: Hop in.

The man said, "Shake what your mamma gave ya!" So I did and the lid came off the Tupperware bowl and now I'm covered in beef stew.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation...

Stair lifts, they're driving me up the wall.

Q: What’s the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
A: One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.

8 posted on 01/20/2017 5:16:10 AM PST by upchuck (Isn't it great having the greatest counter-puncher in the world in the White House?)

Today, our long national nightmare ends!

HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY!!!!!

Let Silliness Reign!

BTW, did you hear that Kraft is opening a new cheese plant in Israel?

They're calling it.... Cheeses of Nazareth!

9 posted on 01/20/2017 5:18:58 AM PST by Rummyfan

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10 posted on 01/20/2017 5:25:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)

11 posted on 01/20/2017 5:33:43 AM PST by dead

After the first round of electoral votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.

They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm.

After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.

Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.

That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheating’ son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going to follow and to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.

Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total!

That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”

And this story, ... tells you all you need to know about the difference between a successful businessman and a career politician!

12 posted on 01/20/2017 5:36:01 AM PST by sockhead

13 posted on 01/20/2017 5:40:09 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")

15 posted on 01/20/2017 5:48:58 AM PST by high info voter (Liberal leftists would have "un-friended" Paul Revere!)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is the best Friday Silliness EVER !!!!

16 posted on 01/20/2017 5:53:39 AM PST by onona (Keeping the faith will be our new directive for the republic !)

17 posted on 01/20/2017 5:55:03 AM PST by KC_Lion ("I'm a believer that you don't need a title, and you don't need an office to make a difference"~S.P.)

18 posted on 01/20/2017 5:56:30 AM PST by KC_Lion ("I'm a believer that you don't need a title, and you don't need an office to make a difference"~S.P.)

you put the FU in FUnny/

thanks

22 posted on 01/20/2017 6:00:07 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)

25 posted on 01/20/2017 6:03:02 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)

27 posted on 01/20/2017 6:14:20 AM PST by Delta 21 (The minority demands NOTHING !)

IN! Top...Something, but it’s the beginning of a New America, so who cares? :o]

32 posted on 01/20/2017 6:27:24 AM PST by Monkey Face ("...he can write by the lamp (light) of his own conceit...." Joseph F. Smith)

35 posted on 01/20/2017 6:45:30 AM PST by red-dawg

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Ah well....