Posted on 01/18/2017 10:22:54 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo
MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) A 27-year-old White Bear Lake man faces charges after he allegedly drunkenly drove into a ditch, had sex there with a female passenger, and spit on a deputy attempting to arrest him, according to the Ramsey County Attorneys Office.
Alan Krueger is charged with one felony count of fourth-degree assault and one gross misdemeanor count of DWI with a refusal to submit to chemical test in connection to the Jan. 16 incident.
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After failing standard field sobriety tests, Krueger was asked to provide a preliminary breath test sample. Before that, deputies told him to form a tight seal with his lips on the straw and to blow hard. To that, Krueger responded, thats what she said.
(Excerpt) Read more at minnesota.cbslocal.com ...
Sounds like a great night!
Minnesota will elect him to congress ( Democrapic of course).
thats what she said.
that is a funny line but I cannot use it often
My initial read told me the deputy arrested him after he assaulted her and had sex with her - actually implying it was consensual.
On a side note, if I were ever to have sex in a ditch, I’d prefer to be in a car. It’s just a lot cleaner.
Hey, we all do this from time to time.
::snort:: LOL! There's reason to arrest his butt right there! Charge him with making a bad "That's what she said" joke. Too funny. His buddies at the bar are going to love it. Dude, no, seriously.... you really said that??
Yeah, if you read the whole thing, (I recommend it) this guy thought he was just too darned funny.
Something more than alcohol at work, there.
Go big or go home!
Dude looks like he just went 5 rounds in the octagon. lol
She drives up on an accident scene, finds two clearly intoxicated people in the car, at least one of whom is injured as shown in photos, and this is her reason for calling police. Feminism über alles.
Well, he kinda’ looked like that dorky Steve Buscemi in that snowflake video. You know, just... funny lookin’. Like the rest of ‘em.
Looks kind of like Alan Grayson.
“resisting arrest” booking photos always make smile.
He looks like an Apache Indian, but with a German name and a Gumby haircut.
“a nurse returning home from work ... saw the driver and a young woman engaging in sexual acts.”
‘Sexual acts’ - not “act”? How long was she watching them?
Another Minnesota perv...
8^)
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